While I do enjoy doggy-style with the ladies, I have zero.zero desire for anal sex.

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    While it once sounded good on paper, the couple times my girlfriend and I did it, it just felt so...unclean afterwards, and wasn't worth it at all. Orgasms via BJs, vagina, and handjobs (in descending order) are my personal preferences, and have no inhibitions about reciprocating oral sex in kind (barring menstrual flow). Most women I've had LTRs with are horniest when Aunt Flo's in town, so I'm always ready to lend a hand (or at least a couple of fingers). I can't possibly be the only heterosexual man in the bar who feels this way about the butt sects, right?

    What do you asshole-fucking aficionados see in it? Is it the taboo aspect, the domination thing, or is it actually that it feels different/tighter than your woman's loose pussy? And ladies, do any of you really enjoy it, or just go along to satisfy your men?

    Haters and homophobes, have fun with the obvious ghey jokes (and thanks for the bump: pun intended), but there is not a single aspect of fucking a guy that is even slightly appealing to me. But hey, I have no problem with gay sex between two consenting adults; if you can find love in this crazy, fucked-up world, Godspeed, my homosexual friends.

    Were I a woman, I would definitely be a lesbian; I have no idea how you women can put up with hairy manass, even having vaginal sex. Estrogen must be one helluva drug.

    This is a serious question to the bar, so I would appreciate if you treat the subject in a serious manner. Or not...have fun.
     
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    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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    Reading your title is all i need to know about you.
     
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    :fil: Perhaps you should do as they do at Lucky Pierre's bar, and just tilt her stools inward.
     
  4. TripTo My Taint

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    I'd make a terrible gay guy, although through the years, I've had more than my share of opportunity. As a kid, it might have been a bit flattering, but now knowing some gay guys would rather fuck a hole in the mud or a bench than jackoff alone puts it all into proper perspective.
     
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    Yet you clicked, and felt the need to respond.

    Just because someone's open-minded, that doesn't mean their asshole follows suit.
     
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    Man-ass is not the answer. At least not for me; i've been with some women who actually enjoy eating man-ass, and i was always like :wtf: NO. Step away from there.

    Ladies, any of you enjoy going to town on man-ass?
     
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    Good question.

    I had a LTR with a girl that would occasionally do this...taking a trip even lower than my taint, as it were. It felt OK, but I felt guilty afterwards, even though we seldom fucked around before showering. It went on for a year, mainly because she mistakenly thought I was into it, just as I mistakenly thought she was the one into it. When it finally came up in a convo, we had a laugh and drew the line of demarcation at the taint.
     
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    I read the title of the thread, not the post. So, ok.
     
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    Not me. My feelings aren't guilt related, hell, if it feels good, go for it.

    As a child anal thermometers were much more popular than the oral ones, and i think my asshole must have some sort of phantom memory; everything is fine when i'm the one doing the touching, like when i wipe. But if it isn't me, then my reaction is involuntary. Ever accidentally touch your dogs asshole while wiping them down after a bath, or coming inside from the rain? They tend to jump, tuck tail and run, all the while looking back at you as if you just took their favorite chew toy; well, that's me.
     
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    the butthole is right there in your face.
     
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    Holy fuck, stop typing. :eek:

    Are you on meth?
     
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    Reading his name wasn't enough? :dontknow:
     
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    What's ltr mean?
     
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    I gave-up sex altogether 6 years ago BY CHOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    By the choice of every woman who's met you.
     
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    OP is gay and faggot.
     
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    Long-term relationship
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Aren't you a fucking teacher?

    If you don't sound the words out loud, it takes only a fraction of the time, you lazy, non-reading fuck.
     
  20. TripTo My Taint

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    Negative on both counts, but thanks for the bump. :bigwave: