News While we're on the topic of Florida

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  1. Shithead

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    Florida girl, 12, arrested, charged with battery after pinching a boy's butt
    BY Alfred Ng
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, March 22, 2016, 9:38 PM
    This Florida girl really got herself into a pinch.
    12-year-old Breana Evans was arrested after pinching a boy’s butt at an Orlando-area middle school and charged with misdemeanor battery for the cheeky attack.
    “I regret it because I didn’t know it would lead to this,” Evans told WKMG. “I feel like it’s just stupid — just a stupid charge that shouldn’t have to happen.”
    Her victim, a fellow classmate at Milwee Middle School, didn’t want to press charges, but his mother jumped in and told police he wanted the preteen prosecuted for battery.
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    Breana Evans, 12, a student at Milwee Middle School in Longwood, Florida is facing misdemeanor battery charges after pinching a boy's butt while at school.
    Evans told the local station she was playing a game with her friends, where they pinch someone’s butt in between class — but the fun stopped when she found herself in the back seat of a police car.
    Even the deputy was reluctant to cuff the middle schooler, she said.
    “He said, ‘I don’t even want to do this.’ That’s what the deputy said. ‘But I have to do what I have to do,’” Breana's father, Ray Evans told the local station.
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    While her victim didn't want to press charges, his mother told police she wanted the pre-teen prosecuted.
    The father was frustrated from the charges, calling it an overreaction.
    “I’m sorry my kid touched your kid but I’m sorry — because you need some help I think. Too overprotective — let your kid be your kid and he might get some friends and that’s all I have to say,” the father said.
    Breana was also suspended from school for the butt pinching.
    The battery charges could be dismissed and wiped from her record if she completed community service, passes her drug tests, classes and finishes a diversion program, the Seminole County state attorney said.
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well in all honesty, she got off easy. She got a misdemeanor battery. A boy pinches her butt, and it's....

    Sexual assualt
    Register as a sex offender
    Lifetime job application troubles
     
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  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    she was checking him for doneness.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Holy fuck. I feel bad for kids in school now. My son is in middle school. He said kids don't get to chat in the hallways, you have assigned seating at lunch, and they have to wear photo id
     
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    The mother's an asshole for wanting to press charges. She probably is seeing dollar signs.
     
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    I once poked a Fat girl with a pin to see if she would pop.. I was 5 . you would think I would have known better.. :jj:

    By the way, in case any of you were going to try it, She Didn't..:happyhappy:
     
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    Kid was smart he would have turned around and let her pinch the front
     
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    Poor kid with a CUNT mother.
     
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    Guilty due to pink hair.
     
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