WTF Whining faggots...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr Vengeance, Jan 28, 2016.

  1. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    For work I rent a room in a house. There are two other renters. One is a young kid and the other a older fuckface, who's upset that he used to be the only tenant and now has to share a bathroom and fridge.

    Since I got here, I've seen this douche clean the bathroom once while I clean it all the time. But he endlessly complains that the bathroom is dirty. Today the landlord comes to me and tells me he's made a complaint. I tell her that I clean it more than he does and he can fuck off...

    So, punch him in the face or piss in his shoes????

    Yeah, I'm bored tonight........
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Do what the cat would do- take a shit in his shoe.
     
  3. HigherPrimate

    HigherPrimate Well-Known Member

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    Challenge him to the first annual Bathroom Brawl. Winner gets full use of the bathroom, loser pisses in bottles and shits in the woods.
     
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  4. regult

    regult 4 Goals...

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    Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet.
     
  5. dewshtard

    dewshtard Well-Known Member

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    Torch the place.
     
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  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    :ninja:
     
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    Honestly, unless you have special circumstances (like needing a short term spot for work like the OP), having roomates past a certain age is kind of weird. Weird in a way where I think no matter what you do, interacting with him is probably the wrong answer. He's probably not stable. I'd lock myself in my room until I needed to leave in the morning.

    Also, if you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom, he's rubbed his bunghole with it at least once. Weird old roomates are vindictive fucks.
     
  10. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Sounds like a hipster. Shit in his fedora hat. Then torch the place.
     
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  12. John Mahlin

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    Did you try lighting a bag of shit on fire and knocking on his door and running?
     
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  13. yosemite sam

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    Take him out for a nice bowl of menudo.
     
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  14. Devil's Backbone

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    Punch and stop whining.
     
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  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    All the faggots from Larrys Inc share a room.
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you are bored?

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  17. Devil's Backbone

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    Have shared a private jet but @EDDIEVRULZ keeps the rooms to single faction.
     
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    Wait and bide your time.
    Be pleasant and wait till he would not suspect you.
    Then get some coke, a cheap scale and extra small ziplocs.
    Plant it in his car and call in a narc.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold.
     
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  19. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    How old are you? Just curious. What do you mean for work?
     
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  20. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    How did you get back into the black, again?