Entertainment White man to play Michael Jackson in 9/11 drama film

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  1. Tim

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    Joseph Fiennes to Play Michael Jackson in 9/11 Drama

    Joseph Fiennes has been cast as Michael Jackson in a new movie.


    Fiennes will play the late King of Pop alongside Brian Cox as Marlon Brando and Stockard Channing as Elizabeth Taylor, according to The Guardian.

    The film, entitled “Elizabeth, Michael, and Marlon,” will be based on a story first reported in Vanity Fair. A former employee of Jackson’s claims that the musician invited the legendary actors to see him perform in New York just before 9/11.

    But after the terrorist attacks that toppled the World Trade Center towers, the three allegedly rented a car and tried to drive back to California on their own, making it as far as Ohio.
    Fiennes is best known for his role in the 1998 Oscar darling “Shakespeare in Love.” He has also appeared in “American Horror Story” and the Dwayne Johnson action film “Hercules.”

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    http://www.thewrap.com/joseph-fiennes-to-play-michael-jackson-in-911-drama/
     
  2. Bennymuso_il'Duce

    Bennymuso_il'Duce From Limeyville Gold

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    He's no Ralph fiennes.
     
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    Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson go on a road trip after Muslim jihadists attack the United States.

    Sounds like a brilliant idea.
     
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    Well he DID look like a white guy :dontknow:
     
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    Joseph Fiennes = Not White Enough
     
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    They should enlist Howard to play him.
     
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    Will they CGI off his nose?
     
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    Q: Why cast a white guy to play MJ?

    A: The wanted to guarantee an Oscar nomination for Best Male Actor! :marx:
     
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    I hope this happens. The casting actually sounds excellent and the story could be really funny.
     
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    When he died he said that he wanted to be reincarnated as a Wal-Mart bag........Thin , White, And a danger to children..........
     
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    They should hire a black actor and paint his face white because that makes sense.
     
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    Fake story. Brando and Taylor would never fit in a car together.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    OK, so a white playing a white guy. :c
     
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    makes sense, there was that huge MJ tribute concert just days before 9-11, I guess they would have been stuck in NYC :bigthink
    I'd watch it :dontknow:

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    black jesus isnt happy about this
     
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    Will they have to darken Fiennes' skin for the role?
     
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    It's what he would have wanted. :pray:
     
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    And the movie ends in OHIO!? What the fuck!?
     
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    Certainly had enough nose and chin work done.
     
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