White Trash

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gilaet, May 13, 2012.

  1. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Is there some kind of repellent I can use to keep the single parents/boyfriends/girlfriends and their 4-5 kids per household off of my property?
    These neighbors are driving me mad.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    damn. i thought this was about Mutt.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Put up a fence?
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I'd replace the fence they destroyed but I don't want to waste the money.
     
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    oh, put up short trees between your property and theirs. something like evergreens so they will have to walk between the trees and get scratched if they want to go onto your property. another would be to make your trees attractive to wild honeybees and hornets. they'll never bother you or your guests if you have something smoking around you (cigars worked for me), but when the neighbors come over they will get territorial.
     
  8. BearShit

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    Oh still soooooooo funny i c :facepalm:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    oh gee the cunt is back.
     
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  11. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I wish it was just my lawn.
    These animals fuck with my car. They steal anything not bolted down on my porch.
     
  12. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict 2010 OG VIP

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    If you don't plan on selling anytime soon. Put a bunch of these up around the property.

    They work like a charm.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    When they come around ask them to assist you in projects around the yard.....put em to work

    They'll learn to stay away
     
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    [​IMG]

    Hello. :)
     
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    BearShit Yung Boul

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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    They actually stole a bag of cans.
    $2 booty for my white trash neighbor pirates.
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    hornets love to build hives on cedar shakes. put some on the far wall of your porch. i believe in natural cures. use nature. the honey bees who setup a hive in my back patio overhang kept my asshole neighbor cowering in his bathroom for 3 years.
     
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    get a pellet gun
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I don't want to live in some kind of bee king lair.
     
  20. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    next time this happens, confront them in the nude. they'll be so scared at what they see, they'll never step foot on your property again.