White Van speaker scam

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  1. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    Remember back in the day, two young guys in what looks like a cargo van of some business approach you in a parking lot "Hey man, you interested in some killer speakers? The warehouse loaded some extra speakers and forgot to put them on the invoice so we'll cut you an awesome deal."

    Did anyone fall for this shit? Did any of you entertain there bullshit for a moment? Did any of you fear kidnapping and ass rape if you went to the back of the van? Did any of you hope that would happen?

    Hi, Im the new guy....
     
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    Hahahaha!!
    That's exactly how it happened, minus the raping, unfortunately.
     
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    Oh that's just Naz. Don't mind him...
     
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    Seriously, though. Fuckers did try to sell me some speakers in North Hollywood. I said no way, Jose.
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    Yeah I doubt chicks even knew this shit was going on. Pretty sure they only targeted dumb ass early 20 something dudes.
     
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    Felt like a total setup. Dudes get boners for cheap speakers.
     
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    My dad fell for it :facepalm:

    He gave me the speakers recently, told me I could sell it and keep the money as a gift from him.

    Just did 5 minutes of research and I knew right away what I had in my hands..... something completely useless.

    Usually my dad isn't the type to be swindled but this time he fell for it, hook, line and sinker. I'm just afraid of asking how much he paid for it.... :usofa:
     
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    [video=youtube_share;19CvEO3Riy0]http://youtu.be/19CvEO3Riy0[/video]

    Ruthless People - Speaker Scene

    That's because guys were douches in the 80's.

    :c
     
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    Or dumbass 65 year old men :facepalm:
     
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    I get boners from all kinds of things but never speakers.
     
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    If I did fall for the scam, the speakers would currently be playing this:
    [video=youtube;xwcaDvr8f1o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwcaDvr8f1o[/video]
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I just got a boner.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, but what about cheap speakers?
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    God damn right you did.
     
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    Are they also used?
     
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    Too many questions, no speakers for you!
     
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  20. Harry Gibbs

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    i just started listening to that entire album like 10 minutes ago for the very first time. and for the very first time ever, i can understand why people like arcade fire.