White & wrong

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  1. Nemo

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/white_wrong_OObh18KFJKieUOQ2mb7zRN

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    TRANSFORMERS: Akeem Monsalvatge is one of three black men who allegedly robbed this Queens check-cashing shop in white masks (above) .
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    Somebody deserves an Oscar for special effects.

    A crafty trio of black robbers bought amazingly lifelike disguises from a Hollywood special-effects firm to transform themselves into white guys for a brazen Queens heist — and their get-ups were so good, their victims had no clue they were in masks.

    The Brooklyn federal court trial of Akeem Monsalvatge, Derrick Dunkley and Edward Byam opened yesterday with witnesses describing how they were completely fooled.

    The perps spent two painstaking months plotting their $200,000 stickup of a Queens check-cashing store last year — and theorized that switching races would help, authorities said.

    So the crew turned to a well-known special-effects company CFX Composite Effects — which has worked on such flicks as “2 Guns†and “Wolverine’’ — for their disguises, officials said.

    The men allegedly told company reps — who had no clue what they were up to — they needed the masks for a music video, and plunked down $2,000.

    The accused crooks were apparently inspired by the 2010 Ben Affleck flick “The Town.â€

    As in the movie, in addition to donning masks, the robbers dressed as cops, doused bleach at the crime scene to destroy DNA traces, and provided evidence to a victim to prove they knew where she lived in case she squealed.

    Brooklyn prosecutors have introduced into evidence a photo of Monsalvatge wearing a T-shirt with a picture of one of the disguised men from the movie. He’s standing next to one of his alleged cohorts in the photo.

    Authorities said they also plan to introduce four clips from the movie — over the defense’s objections — showing the similarities between the reel- and real-life capers.

    “They wore lifelike, custom-made, Hollywood-style special-effects masks that made them look like a team of white men,†said prosecutor Maria Cruz-Melendez.

    Intending to appear as white cops, the Queens perps wore the NYPD clothing and badges as they pulled up to a Pay-O-Matic in Queens in February 2012 in a Ford Explorer, Cruz-Melendez said.

    The men followed frightened employee Liloutie Ramnanan as she walked inside for work.

    “I was scared for my life,’’ Ramnanan testified yesterday.

    One crook showed her a picture of her own house and a gun to let her know the robbers meant business, she said.

    “I was scared he would have shot me,†she explained.

    Within roughly three minutes, the thieves raided a safe and a cash drawer of a total of $200,000 before fleeing in their vehicle.

    The bamboozled staffers told arriving officers that they had just been robbed by three white men who had been posing as cops.

    The major break in the case came after police discovered an e-mail from Byam to CFX offering a hearty endorsement after the robbery, according to police.

    “I’m sending you this message to say I’m extremely pleased by CFX work on the mask,†he allegedly wrote.

    “The realism of the mask is unbelievable.â€

    Meanwhile, the crooks began blowing their $200,000 windfall on pricey Gucci and Louis Vuitton threads, authorities said. One member of the crew even forked over $11,000 for Rolex watch.
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I watch a lot of ADT commercials, and white people seem to be the biggest threat to society.
     
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    Take my vcash
    please don't hurt me
    :scared:
     
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    Pretty soon the whites will out number the humans.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    They PROWL!
     
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    The smell should have been a dead giveaway
     
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    Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
    Oak tree you're in my way
     
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    Hammer, don't hurt him. :grad:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The breakthrough happened when the thieves fell upon the "Take a Penny" tray by the register. White people never take a penny.


    And the robber code name "Aidan" was drinking a grape soda during the robbery.
     
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    i find this highly offensive. blacks performing in white face is not cool.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Those dimwits will probably get more time for impersonating police officers than for the actual robbery.

    Wearing a disguise during a crime is a felony by itself.
     
  13. Nemo

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    dumb mother fuckers
    not too hard to track down that mask seller

    I bet Akeem sounded so so black during the robbery.
    Urban Americans can't fake talking white
    :lol:
     
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    Robin has done a decent job of it for 30 years :coffee:
     
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    I thought every black guy in the hood was shamed into not "acting white."
     
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    "Why the fuck are their hands and feet black?" - hostage #1, while lying face down on The floor

    "we keep running the image of the face through the database, and the Damn computer keeps stopping at an amazon.com page trying to sell me a mask" -forensic tech #34

    "Hey... Wait a minute!" -forensic tech #34
     
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    well, she has a white nose.
     
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    :wtf:

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    "Why the fuck are their hands and feet black?" - hostage #1, while lying face down on The floor

    "we keep running the image of the face through the database, and the Damn computer keeps stopping at an amazon.com page trying to sell me a mask" -forensic tech #34

    "Hey... Wait a minute!" -forensic tech #34

    "What a silly negro" -Eddie murphy

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