Whitetail SLAM

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Aug 4, 2013.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Fuck these jackoffs. I'm not anti-hunting. I've taken my share of animals over my lifetime. These guys are obnoxious. I respect the hunt and try and keep things as pure as possible. I believe you should have the nicest weapon you can afford but beyond that your skills should help you track and hunt. These douchebags put up cameras, spray aerosol scents, have electronic mosquito repellents, plant motherfucking acres of land suitable for bedding and feeding, put up fencing to funnel deer where they want. WTF??? Scents I get, pest repellent is ok, cameras are creeping on cheating to me, but planting and fencing is ridic IMO. Is that even a hunt? Scouting an area pre-season is fine. Creating a hotel for deer just so you can shoot them is wrong.

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    little dick scumbags
     
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    i think that even tree stands are cheating. :beer:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I think having a firearm or bow is cheating. :coffee:
     
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    manly. :flag:
     
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    I'm pro guns, but anti sport hunting with any weapon more advanced than a wooden club. if people really want the hunting experience it should only be legal to hunt as we did in prehistoric times: with a club and (maybe) a sling.

    If the animals don't even have a fighting chance of surviving, it's not really hunting but merely cowardly executions.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

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    Yea, I kinda get that. The only reason I don't mind weapon tech is so a kill will be as quick and painless as possible. I went rabbit hunting quite a few years back and one of the guys I was with saw a deer and couldn't help but shoot it. That dude put at least 15 rabbit shot shells into it to kill it. It was horrible.
     
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    I wonder if aliens invented McDonald's to hunt us.
     
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    I hunt at the Zoo. Very east targets :coffee:
     
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    i wish there was some way to make people experience what the hunted animal feels while being hunted. I bet most would puke their guts out.
     
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    in a traditional zoo that would be a mercy killing.
     
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    There was a commercial for a rifle scope that was basically a fucking computer. Range finder, adjusted for bullet drop due to distance. What is the sport in that?
     
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    I'm so animal friendly I've never even played the Buck Hunter arcade game. :grad:
     
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    Nowadays I prefer using my car. :coffee:
     
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    i hunted javelina with a 60 pound recurve bow. i look at the alien tech on the compound bows and scratch my head. let's see, i can pull it back and then sit there for a few mins until a shot comes along. yeah, ok. :jj:
     
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    If I could only be so lucky....my MINI is outta warranty and I hate the color. :coffee:
     
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    I tried watching something about that on NBC sports but I learned that I could give a shit less
     
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    I am watching the FLW fishing tourney tho :jj:
     
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    there isn't any sport in it when you use technology to give yourself a grossly unfair advantage. even the predators in the movies treat their prey with more respect: there's no sport if the hunter doesn't have anything at risk. hunters kill in the most heinous fashion by causing the maximum amount of fear and anxiety; there's nothing humane or human about it.