Whitney Cummings is the new Joan Rivers....

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  1. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Whitney tweeted that she will be on Tuesday's show. Wasn't she just on within the last 2-3 months? I mean, with the new schedule and all, that is like only 20 shows ago or something.:facepalm:

    Will Howard tell her she is hot??? Will Robin cackle?? Will Jon Hein repeat her every word like a court reporter during the WUS preview?? Hmmmm............
     
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    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I can't believe that shit show's even still on. What's worse? Whitney vs. Smash lol
     
  3. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    They have so much tied up in marketing her shit show, that it will be given another season to try and win people over.

    Bitch way to scrawny. Crypt keeper face, no tits, no ass, probably can't even get her hole wet.
     
  4. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Howard is NBC's bitch now, expect heavy promotions of their shows from now on.

    "Are you there, Chelsea" is probably canceled already, so at least that hag won't return for a while.
     
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    The only funny thing she ever said was when she said she was 29.

    :ulol:
     
  6. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Someone said Chelsea played Reece Witherspoons mom in some recent shit movie. Hilarious.
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    While I agree that Joan is on too much, Whitney only wishes she could be 1/3 as talented.
     
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    And that she was a catalog model but those were the lowest and it means you can't get runway gigs.
     
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    will howard pretend like he watches it?
     
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    Correct me Mr. Ed if I am wrong.....


    But are we still waiting to find out if her two shows get picked up for a second season????

    She's cramming for finals it seems...
     
  11. hoodwink

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    [​IMG]face
     
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    As a "hot" guest and part of Howard's NBC family, she is in the frequent guest rotation along with Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen. I guess subscribers can be thankful that at least David Arquette isn't on this week.
     
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    I'm not a Joan Rivers fan, but Joan and her daughter??? Radio gold my friends!!
     
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    i guess Janice Dickson was busy.
     
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    Amen!! Whitney Cummings (even her name makes me queasy) & Chelsea Handler have blown their way into television. They're a couple of ambitious whores, whose success has more to do with the absence of a gag reflex, than comedic timing. Joan never had good looks to trade on. Her career has been built on actual talent & phenomenal stamina. The old broad is almost 80!! i give her a pass :jumpclap:
     
  17. Robert Higgins

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    If you mean old and ugly...yes.
     
  18. lilbuddy67

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    Her show is cancelled.Why bother being on?
     
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    i like whitney. she does need a boob job bad, but i like her.
     
  20. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Says who?