whitney cummings or beth oh no?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by artful dodger, Mar 31, 2013.

  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    battle of the vapid vampires - beth is 10 years older, allegedly

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  2. StRyDeRxX

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    Good Lord!!! Look at Beth's man hands!!! :eek:
     
  3. aquadog

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    Attack of the 50 foot woman
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...id have to go with whitney and just pretend she was angelina jolay.
     
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    I could have 10 inches of cock in my pants and my wiener would still look small in her hands and if those mammoth feet touched me in bed, I would throw up. What a gangly mess she is.
     
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    beth is hotter, no doubt
     
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    I choose the tasty business end of a mossburg shotgun.
     
  8. bznick

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    They both try too hard, and both assholes.
     
  9. TelegramSam

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    I think that if we take our pissed on colored glasses off, Beth is definitely hotter. She just comes across as asexual and is the driving force behind washed up, PC Howard.
     
  10. ohmicah

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    I take Beth because she comes with an assistant who will wipe her down with Fresh Wipes after I have my way with her.

    Actually that assistant looks more doable compared to the other 2.
     
  11. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Whitney, by a mile. I don't think she's pretty, but she's somehow attractive. If that makes any sense.

    Beth is neither.
     
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    Whitney is suPer hot, and is up for anything sexually.
    Beth should lay off the spray tan/tanning booth. Hello, this is cancer is beth there?
     
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    :winner:

    Did artful dodger's pic of Whitney not load for you, and you're just going by some beer-goggled memory?

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    Whitney
     
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    alan cummings
     
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    i hate to do it, but i gotta go with beth on this one. she can't take her clothes off, though. she looks much better clothed. i don't wanna see those wonky tits. in fact, i don't wanna look in her wonky eye. i'm grabbing a step latter, yelling timber, and bending her over. which hole will be a last second decision.

    whitney would only ever be allowed to blow me. in the dark.
     
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    Whitney!
     
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    I'd rather fuck either one of their handbags. Not sure which.
     
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    I'd actually take Beth. I don't find Whitney attractive, she's way too thin.

    One night stand: Beth
    Date : Whitney

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  20. AGT Blows

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    Beth's assistant has very low self-esteem. I'm sure she'd be up for anything.
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