Whitney Cummtits says Stern is a giant pussy who can't take a joke

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by NotMyBro, Jun 25, 2014.

  1. NotMyBro

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    Lolz
     
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    She's a fucking coward. She knows he's the EASIEST target in any room. Hateman and I Saw You Lady used to destroy him back (back when he could actually take a joke) when he hadn't even yet become the pathetic washed up freakish cartoon character mutant he is today. She just knows what happened to people like Sal when he dared to roast King Pelican and Moose.
     
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    "Showbiz" people are pathetic, aren't they? If you don't want to risk offending Howard, just ignore the question. Why babble a bunch of obvious bullshit? There are few who have more obvious weak points to attack at a roast.

    1. Appearance
    2. Hair/Wig
    3. Golddigger wife
    4. $52M home
    5. $10M staircase and closet
    6. Closeted gayness
    7. you get the point
     
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    Never altered or made one bad move?

    He changed everything about himself and the show and his CBS Show, 101, movie projects and rebirth as a family-friendly talent show judge were all bad moves. On satellite, Howard is a forgotten relic and the ratings on AGT have sank lower each year that he sat behind the big X. It's pretty fucking sad when you replace an unknown Brit and David Hasselhoff and the number of viewers nosedives.

    I guess, to some people, making money counts as success. But he'll never live to spend a tenth of his fortune and he's become a joke to the people who made that wealth a possibility.
     
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    I can't see the great Gilbert Gottfried ever apologizing after a roast. Whitney Cunstain is an unfunny skunk.


     
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    At least she says what she means....unfortunately not to Howard's face...or wig.
     
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    NotMyBro getting shit done.
     
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    "Whitney Cummtits"

    Lmao
     
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    Howard's biggest weakness is that gold digging attention whore he married. Remember that he was always an ugly, big nosed, big haired freak of a man but we all loved him up until this fucking bitch entered his life!
     
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    So where, in the first capture, is the comedienne answering questions??
     
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    "there's not much to make fun of"? Really Whitney?? I know you feel like you have to kiss Howie's ass, but come on...if they had a "real roast", and it had no restrictions, Howie would be brutalized.
     
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    Exactly! If you go back to the Dean Martin roasts, NO ONE was off limits! But Howard the asshole who made a living off of tearing people apart, mocking celebrities and their CHILDREN is somehow an untouchable icon?!?! Fuck you Whitney asshole!:mad:
     
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