Stern Show Who are Beth's houseguests who she won't mention

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Litter feet on the table.
    No no no no no no no.

    "Huh huh ha ha ha huh!

    Consuella, you filthy spic..clean up this mess!"
     
  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beasty Feast in the "Village" so it's probably the Anniston's. Beth is allowed to talk about them.
     
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    Btw, the "guests" are a new gaggle of twinks Howard has shipped in.
     
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    Sloppyjoe Wearer of Russian hats and steroids connoisseur Gold

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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Way to treat gifts from your guests
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Ugly taboe
     
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    What's up with Walter? If that were my dear departed, swat-happy kitty, that bag would have been pushed off the table immediately!
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    If she said who they were, you'd accuse her of star fucking if they were famous, nothing she does, is every just okay
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    That's correct. Because she is awful. She has zero class.
     
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    I guess she's just referring to the occasional Hamptons home visit from Howard and his wig.
     
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    Could you imagine being Howard's houseguest? Ugh. I'd rather sleep on the beach.
     
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    Not too long ago, I listened to a clip (it must have been one of Ralph's Hamptons fuck-ups) where Artie was staying out at Howard's place, and one thing that stood out for me was that Howard's naps seemed to be set in stone. It was presented like having Artie and Ralph there together was a good thing, because they could hang out with each other ("Yay!" for Artie :rolleyes:) while Howard "rested", I believe was the term used.

    My point is, Howard's naps weren't treated like "if"s; they were treated as givens.

    This was at least 8 years ago.

    So that means at this point, he's probably sleeping at least 11-12 hours per day. And I bet those 12-13 waking hours aren't particularly high-energy. I bet he's down to 5 or 6-hour "bursts", at best. And by "burst", I really just mean "conscious".

    Does Sarno or GTD have a chapter on naps?
     
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    That was hilarious! Shut. Down. The. Internets. It doesn't get better than that!
     
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    The echo in that house. It's the echo of success. [​IMG]
     
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    We know the guests definitely are @GaryPuppet and @ALevy . Howard would be running away in fear! :snicker:

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    [​IMG]Dinner is served.
     
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    At 4pm sharp. Then it's lights out.