Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Czech, Feb 25, 2013.
... too slow calculating 21?
I can never remember the rules. I feel like such a faggot when my friends play cards.
someone has a great poker face,
actually, they're retarded
Even dogs play poker.
I'm faggottier than dogs.
that shouldn't make you a faggot,
unless you are a faggot
Well, since I can't play I go under the table and suck them all off while they're playing. Then I listen to One Direction and watch Ellen. I mean, what the fuck else am I going to do? Not see my friends?
yeah, you've got a valid point.
after all, thats the final price for failing mathematics
So you play hold'em.
No.. well... at first...
I count on my fingers. I literally can NOT add up to 21 quickly. But usually the dealer tells you what you have, so it works out.
I avoid playing "Uno" because it's frustrating and simply intolerable. I refuse to play any game that gives me stress and anxiety. This is also why I avoid "Jenga".
^^ thats great
OP is a useless sack of shit.
I can count up to joker
Wild card+ wild card=?