who avoids to play any card game because they're simply terrible at mathematics?

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  1. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    ... too slow calculating 21?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I can never remember the rules. I feel like such a faggot when my friends play cards. :facepalm:
     
  3. Czech

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    someone has a great poker face,

    actually, they're retarded
     
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    Even dogs play poker.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm faggottier than dogs.
     
  6. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    that shouldn't make you a faggot,

    unless you are a faggot :coffee:
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Well, since I can't play I go under the table and suck them all off while they're playing. Then I listen to One Direction and watch Ellen. I mean, what the fuck else am I going to do? Not see my friends?
     
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    yeah, you've got a valid point.

    after all, thats the final price for failing mathematics
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    So you play hold'em.
     
  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    No.. well... at first...
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I count on my fingers. I literally can NOT add up to 21 quickly. But usually the dealer tells you what you have, so it works out.

    I avoid playing "Uno" because it's frustrating and simply intolerable. I refuse to play any game that gives me stress and anxiety. This is also why I avoid "Jenga".
     
  12. Czech

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    ^^ thats great :)
     
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    OP is a useless sack of shit.
     
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    I can count up to joker
     
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    Wild card+ wild card=?