Who can write / produce an ad for dawgs?

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    $50 for one at night or $100-200 for one during the weekend? Seems totally worth it if someone can put the thing together. We need a concept, some copy and someone to produce, record & edit it.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    I have the slogan. Its a variation on the one used by the first candidate in 12 years to come within 3% of defeating Mike Bloomberg:

    "Dawg's Saloon. We're not SFN!"

    It won 48% of NYC against Mike Bloomberg's $50 mill campaign budget
     
  3. benbradlee

    benbradlee New Member Banned User

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    winst is a noted writer,producer, an musician, he'll be glad to help
     
  4. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I say BenBas should be the writer.
    It would have lots of color, lots of bold letters and lots of exclmation points.

    Everyone loves a BenBas thread so why wouldn't they like an ad??
     
  5. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Go for the live read:

    Robin: "...and in a related..."
    Howard: "ROBIN, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DAWG'S SALOON?"
    Robin: "...story...um, no, I don't, Howard..."
    Howard: "Yeah, it's this great internet forum...Dawg's Saloon...it's the only place on the Internet where my former fans can openly discuss how much of a sellout douche I've become, how I'm everything I used to say Imus was..."
    Robin: "Well, I'll have to check that out..."
    Howard: Yeah, I love going to Dawg's Saloon.com...I love the threads calling me out for my hypocrisy and for lying almost pathologically about complete nonsense like my stupid bowling alley...go to Dawg's Saloon to goof on my whore-ibly amateurish fertography, my ridiculous wig, and my laughable claims about my jet black hair at almost 60 years old when it was brown all through my 30s...talk about my unbelievable balls referring to my 'honesty' and my delusions goofing on Sal's fairly decent new teeth with these urinals in my own mouth that nobody's allowed to discuss and that are making me lisp right now...discuss the very latest gossip in 'our world' like how much of an asshole I must be according to Adam Corolla's observation about show hosts whose staff are all constantly walking on egg shells and scared shitless...yes, talk about all of that on a forum that I love to go to all the time...go to Dawg's Saloon daahht caahhmm..."
     
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  6. Douchebag 007

    Douchebag 007 New Member

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    I could do it for that cake
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!