Who changes your parents' Depends after their post-meal bowel movement?

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I'll pay for the meal, but I aint touchin' that..


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  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    alright, stop it.
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I really hope you never have to care for a dying parent, you'd likely smother them or shoot yourself in the head, I would hope for the latter, tonight
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    People that deal with that craziness are doing Gods work. I ain't cut out for it... When I was in the hospital ICU, I had to have the lady nurses change my diaper.. and that repulsed even me ...They'd have to pay me Bill Gates kind of money to volunteer for that job
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    remarkably the love I felt for my mother overcame any negative emotion I experienced while caring for her
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Pat just wants his teeth. VIP

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    My mother in law's kidneys are supposed to be failing but her bladder gave out before her kidneys rotted and her lungs are also weak, so now she pisses like a champ into a diaper when she coughs death rattles.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Pat just wants his teeth. VIP

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    I believe her sphincter is still in working order. My husband had to buy her Depends. It's not really a laughing matter but it kind of is privately.
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    pretty sure my poor mom changes dad's depends .. but we've never discussed it :dontknow:
     
  9. Capn Crud

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    It depends
     
  10. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye The Curse of Colavito. VIP

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    ​Boon.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you need someone to change your colostomy bag and clean out your hole from your belly button where the poop comes out now.
     
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    who me? i don't shit my pants. neva

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    my mom died at home with us thru hospice cARE..was in her late 60s but decided to end her suffering at home with us..was rough going thru but was a touching and deeply heartfelt experience. no more words
     
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    You homosexual obsessions & fictional scatological fantasies are quite indicative of your need for intensive psychotherapy. You should walk upstairs right this moment and ask Mom & Dad for help.
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You guys should just fuck and get it over with.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Pat just wants his teeth. VIP

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    Mine's in a home right now. She's only 56. She has hospice. How long did she live with you if I can ask?