Who dies first? Artie or Robin.

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who dies first?

  1. Artie

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  2. Robin

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    58.5%
  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    The odds have gone back and forth for a couple of years. Time is not on either of their side.

    Money on the table I say Robin. If Cancer comes back it will be rapid and brutal.

    Of cours,e, as I type this Artie could be dead with a needle in his arm...

    Ok People of the Shed, what do you think?
     
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  2. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Robin might also choke on a pint of chunky monkey ice cream . It could happen .
     
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    At first glance I thought you meant Burt Ward, but even then, the correct answer is Artie
     
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  5. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    I could see Artie living much longer than expected...so I'll go with Blobin
     
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  6. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I like this. It is very statistical. If--and it's a big if--the 40-something Artie stays off of the Jack & "Coke", the actuarial tables tell us he should outlive Robin. Yet, he is the outlier, because his risk curve is relatively flat until we consider the possibility of a catastrophic relapse. The 60-something Robin, on the other hand, has poor eating habits, allows her weight to yo-yo, doesn't exercise regularly and, above all, had cancer (in remission). Thus, she should be the greater health risk, and is so across the risk curve until we consider that she is not likely to experience a catastrophic event in the way that Artie might. Hmmm. I'm still going with the Meatball.
     
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    Robin
     
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    I'm convinced Robin's cancer has spread to her brain and she doesn't have much time left. She's never been good at reading the news but lately she's been totally incompetent. She gets the stories so confused the other guys in the studio have to correct her and even then she doesn't seem to recognize her mistakes. This week they were talking to Wolfie on the phone about his interviews at Comic-Con and for some reason Robin thought he was Hanzi. Howard didn't correct her but he went out of his way to emphasize Wolfie's name and repeated it several times. Robin still didn't realize it was Wolfie and continued to call him Hanzi until someone finally corrected her. There's definitely something wrong with her.
     
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    Artie is like, how you say? A cucaracha...

    [​IMG]
     
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    My ideal choice is Artie and Robin are in a limo together and get hit by a bus.....but that was not an option. :facepalm:
     
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    Blobin...:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray::pray:
     
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    You people realize we've been predicting Artie's death for almost 15 years now, right?

    I'm now convinced he's going to outlive every last one of us.
     
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    And after we check out, our credit cards will continue to get charged for his podcast, heh heh.
     
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    Chose Artie.
    I lose.
     
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    me too
     
  16. Hugh Blowmont

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    An excellent analasis, but im sticking with Blobbin. Her age and cancer reoccuring is slightly higher in likelyhood than Artie ODing or having sudden cardiac death, but man, its close...
     
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  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Quivers, she's so messed up that her wig has a bald patch on top.
     
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    Arti breaks all the laws of nature. there are plenty of people like him around. Completely unhealthy, smokes, never exercises, eats whatever he wants and throws caution to the wind and lives till there 90. Robin on the other hand is like the runner Jim Fix or the naturalist Yule Gibbons, did everything right in life but still dropped dead at a young age.
     
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    Artie

    Blobbin seems to be trying a little (very little) to stay healthy. Artie has an addictive personality; he'll OD on something sooner or later.
     
  20. beetlejosh

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