Who dies first: Lyndsey Lohan or Artie Lange???

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  1. PauleyWalnuts

    PauleyWalnuts New Member

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    Just throwin this out there. 2 train wrecks on a fast pace. Who you got? :cheer:
     
  2. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'll say Lohan.
     
  3. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    I would give the edge to Artie. If he don't kill himself,
    he would be more likely to die from a heart attack.


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  4. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    I say Lohan. At least Artie's on an up-swing ... no such thing for Lohan I believe. :tears:
     
  5. PauleyWalnuts

    PauleyWalnuts New Member

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    Agreed, Lohan is doomed
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Lyndsey, she's got the borderline personality disorder.
     
  7. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yea it was a tough call but Lohan just crashed that car.
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday This is me Gold

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    Lohan by a mile.

    Especially for letting that body go down the shitter so fast.

    This is a true loss. :crying:
     
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  9. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    This, but Artie is bigger than ever. He's got to switch to lowfat calzones.
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday This is me Gold

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    Calzones are soooooooo good. :c


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  11. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Artie that fat fuck keeps adding too his cholesterol

    he is 44 his time is very near
     
  12. beatlejaws

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    Lindsay's action are creeping towards an end. Sad.
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I am betting on Lohan...as fat as Arthur is, I think she is gonna OD, aspirate or drive off of a cliff.
     
  14. Napoleon V2

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    Artie is eating more now than ever
     
  15. newcastlefan

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    i figure lindsay is just young enough to survive for a few more years. artie is on borrowed time. if i had a death pool artie would be #1 on my list because his body may just give out, or he may succeed at his next suicide by proxy attempt.
     
  16. Mack

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    I wonder what Artie weighs?
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    he's gotta be 3 bills+
     
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    LOhan dies first,at least Arties mother cares about him enough to see to it...
     
  20. KINGjoe

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    based on the fact that she can't drive to save her life, she has the edge on this one.....an added bonus is that she tries to drive on PCH and Mulholland so it is only a matter of time....