Who does Howard hate the most and why?

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who do you think Howard hates the most right now and why?

    My guess would be Steven Tyler for accepting the judge role on American Idol thereby relegating Howard to having to suck the dick of some NBC execs to land the AGT spot which he knew would fail. Because he wasnt able to be on a legitimate show (Idol), he had less of a chance to breathe life into his floundering career. He's in the death spiral, no doubt spending money hand over fist to revive the corpse of his relevance. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that every single one of Howard's employee's attempts for fame -- Lisa's Sweet N greet, Shulis comedy, Robin's "The Chatter" & "Vegucating Robin" -- are not only bankrolled by Howie, but also have kickbacks that will never be realized because they all bomb. On top of that, Beth -- OMFG, beth, the gift that keeps on giving -- must be sucking the cash out of Howard's bank accounts harder than she ever did on one of those arab cocks... and not only will he never see that money again (cause she's a failure beyond belief), not only does he have to put up with the inscessant whining about why she "works hard" and the american public just wont accept her, but every new show he buys her further tarnishes Howard's once shining career.

    And its all because of Mr Tyler... If Howie was on Idol, he'd have resuscitated his career, for at least one more year.

    Bravo, good sir.

    :shvoogie:
     
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    Robin for getting sick and spoiling his AGT debut with reality.
     
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    Beth, for the ode bait and switch.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    the fans
     
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    I aspire for it to be me.......:coffee:
     
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    not sure, but he doesnt hate tyler, hes jealous of him
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    You gotta step up your game. Your avatar is too subtle. :ral:
     
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    Yep. The man is so loaded with self-loathing he desperately hangs on to Beff afraid that she will leave him. She plays him like a violin so well that she gets him to renounce everything he built his career on in full public view.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Right now he hates Sirius and the Judge that shot his pelican ass down.
     
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    I dont think Howard hates anyone more than anyone else. If Howard hates anyone, it would be people who have left the show because of money. Jackie, Billy, Scott Einzinger, and Stuttering John to name a few.
     
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    Me thinks u started a thread so u could babble. Keep it under 140 characters pal.
     
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    God, so many to choose from.
    I think it would be easier for us to list the people Howard loves.
     
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    Brav-fucking-o. Reps for that one.

    Id bet that Howard hates tyler, instead of being merely jealous. After all, Tyler took his job away from Howard. He may be jealous because Stevens doing a good job at it.

    Howard is jealous of bernard madoff. Howard aspires to turn his second contract into such a successful ponzi scheme.
     
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    John Malone because he made almost two billion marbles from Sirius. Those all belong to wiggy.
     
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    Money that Howard took.
    For 10+ years Howard claimed that he had nothing to do with Jackies contract. It was Infinty broadcasting.
    Last year Howard accidentally told the truth in one of his rants. He knew what Jackie was making. He knew what Jackie wanted. (Jackie wanted 5% of the new affiliate bonus. Howard got 250K for each new affiliate.) That is why Howard rants about how "jackie wanted to open the books".
    Sharing 5% ! How fucking greedy can someone be? Howard got over 45 million a year the last years at KRock.

    Booey/Fred/Robin had no balls. They knew they were nothing without Howard. Fuckwald can tell them anything and they will accept it. Jackie had at least some talent.

    The same story is for all people who have left the show. Howard don't want them to earn a shekel extra. Its all his.