Who else hates Valentine's day?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    It is the most manufactured dumbest holiday ever. Act like you care on February 14 America! Spend money and show your love

    Saint Patrick's day is getting just as bad now too
     
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    BE MINE op :wtf:
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    If anyone cares....
    The day was first associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished. In 18th-century England, it evolved into an occasion in which lovers expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines"). In Europe, Saint Valentine's Keys are given to lovers "as a romantic symbol and an invitation to unlock the giver’s heart", as well as to children, in order to ward off Saint Valentine's Malady.[6] Valentine's Day symbols that are used today include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting cards.[7]
     
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  5. AmishGirl

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    One time I did get flowers for Valentine's Day, and honestly I just felt so guilty - I know the guy just got price-gouged for them. I'm happier w/just a cute card & dinner at home. :dontknow:
     
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    I like it actually. Because if I'm busy all year and don't have a chance to do all the little things girls love, because of combination laziness and being preoccupied,Valentine's day is a chance to wipe the slate clean.

    Treat a girl on Valentine's day, her birthday, and anniversary and she'll forget about all the little things that you were an asshole about over the course of a year.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    I try to ignore it as much as possible
     
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  8. wife is a whore

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    Tomorrow I will be jacking to Ghosts of Valentine's Day past videos, that are stored on a special DVD I keep well hidden. I hate seeing myself naked, but there was some fun stuff going on with the ex.
     
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    ME!!! So stupid. Don't force me into a commercial, bullshit holiday to show love on one day a year.. Love should be shown all year without expectations.
     
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    Huh. I'll get back to you after I process all of this pertinent information.
     
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  11. wife is a whore

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    I'm not sending you videos of me fuckin and gettin my dick sucked.
     
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    Harrumph.

    Well fuck you, then.

    :nag:
     
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  15. wife is a whore

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    If I had video of you riding my cock w/ a glass plug in yer butt, sparkling for the camera, would you want me sending it to random e-broads?
     
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    Now the holiday exists for greeting card companies, florists and confectioners. Mother's Day and Father's Day basically exist because of greeting card companies too. Both those holidays starting in the 1900's but anyone who doesn't think that companies like Hallmark pushed to have them nationalized is naive.
     
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    You might have a point there, Whore.

    That said, please know I'm joking, Actually, I'm more stuck on the thought of watching myself have sex on video.
     
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    If your girl thinks it's important suck it up no big deal. If she doesn't care good on ya
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Video camera, tripod, wires to hook it up to the tv and watch yerself masturbate, and then show the video to yer dude and ask him if he likes it and would want to make one with you.
     
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  20. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Some only choose to remember the bad shit you do