who else wants to fuck the Drambuie chick?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, Dec 15, 2014.

  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    oh yeah i do too. same thought when i saw it.
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    i fucked her. right in the pussy. :coffee:
     
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  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    She's a terrible drummer.
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    In her defense she did hit the mark when she was suppose to.
     
  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I'd only jam it in her shitpipe.
     
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  7. Satori Brah

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    should've hit the crash IMO :coffee:

    I miss those old timey drum sets. Needs another tom on the bass though..
     
  8. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I'd fuck everyone in this commercial:


     
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  9. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    :lol: wrong video
     
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  10. Satori Brah

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    I'd fuck everyone in this thread
     
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  11. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    i meant THIS video

     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Thats hot.
     
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  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I had a basketball coach in 9th grade that would come to practice liquored up on scotch and drambuie. No lies.
     
  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    The old dude was sexy.
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    rusty nail?
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    That is information you could only get from going over to his house.
    My condolences.
     
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  17. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That's it Brah. He came liquored up on rusty nails. Reeked of Basic cigarettes and scotch and drambuie.
     
  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    He wore those tight gym shorts where his dong poked through. Srs.
     
  19. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I realized my jr high gym teacher was gay when he made every kid get naked and shower and would watch it very closely and then he said in the gayest voice ever talking about chalk lines "if that is straight so is liberace"
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Woah! Not even hiding his faggotry! One of my soccer coaches took us on camping trips and made kids strip down nude and get sprayed down with bug spray. I declined and got benched for the season. I was clearly the Lionel Messi of my team, but since I wouldn't play the faggot reindeer games I got benched. :jj: