Who gets married in the summer?

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  1. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    So Howard is flying to California during his summer vacation renting a private jet to go to his buddy Jimmys wedding? I thought it was rude to have a wedding in the summer? I mean "Robin who gets married in the summer?"

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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    lol, what a cunt.
     
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    Hypocrite. :coffee:
     
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    edit- wow i read this all wrong

    Of course Howard pulled this bullshit. He's a fucking asshole who only cares about superficial things.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Howard is such an asshole. However I bet Richards wedding was way better without the pelican and the whorse there.
     
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    June Brides?
     
  7. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Closeted gay men who sign their women up with beard contracts and a promise of half a billion shekels get married in August. Anything else, Robin?

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    My cousin got married in August...OUTSIDE. :banghead:

    Thank GOD she waited until dusk to begin. Sweated my fucking balls off at that wedding.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep VIP

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    I'm now forgetting what month it was, but I'm pretty sure I attended a summer wedding in Key West. That was kinda hot and humid.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    My brother did something similar to that, only it was Tampa and on a yacht and thankfully, it was air conditioned, down below.
     
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    [video=youtube;n7zfnbdyAW8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7zfnbdyAW8[/video]
     
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    My brother got married in August as well...and it was like attending a party in hell. My hair was a soaking wet blob by the end of the day. I still grit my teeth in anger whenever I see pictures of the debacle.
     
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    I just went to a May wedding, and it was inside a church, and I was sweating my balls off in that tux. The church apparently didn't run the AC. I would be so fucking pissed if I had to stand outside all day in the August heat in a tux because my friend and his wife are dumb as shit.
     
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    He blew off Richards wedding like he did Gary's fathers funeral. The horse threw a shoe. He could have gone solo and stayed just a short time. Oats would have been fine at the Vets for a short while. Any excuse to not be with the peasants.
     
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    There's no way in hell Beth was going to miss this celebrity wedding. She has to check to see if Molly is wearing the blue panties she bought her.
     
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    That conversation will be scrubbed from the "tapes"

    hypocrite old flaming queer
     
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    Im getting married next May 4th. Star Wars Day!! I refused to have a beach wedding and made a joke saying Ill get married on the beach if we can go to Disney World during Star Wars week for a honeymoon. I cant believe she fucking bought it
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Anyone else shocked this man found a woman willing to marry him? :artiejj:
     
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    Howard is a vomit. Refuses to attend the wedding of a guy who busts his ass working for him, yet flies all the way out west for yet another celebrity wedding.

    I'm sure he's doing it for Beth- "She's best friends with Jimmy's wife, Robin."
     
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    I was doing it all as a joke thinking there is no fucking way she would say yes. I was just trying to be a dick