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Who had Hillary in the death pool?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. chuk

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    Bill is going to be fucking like a champ within 90 days of her passing . . .
     
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    How did the republicans manage to infect Hillary with a blood clot? I blame Dick Cheney: we know he's really a T-1.5 Terminator.
     
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    Seriously, all joking aside, do you realize how much pussy Slick Willy is going to slay??? The red-headed stepchild better not bring her friends over the house!
     
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    What's the statute of limitations on having to testify about acts committed as SecState? If she can string together a year of these issues, she may avoid totally having to paint the embarrassing picture about Benghazi under oath and can write some bullshit about it in a book later for $5M and blame it on an underling. Nearly stroking out should be good for several months. Smart move.

    I hear she's added Artie Lange to her staff as a fake-illness consultant.
     
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    I expect the 45th president and 41st president to survive and have a healthy 2013.
     
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    Bill is already out partying

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    Bill's bringing a date to the funeral.
     
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    "I can smell the young poon already!"
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    haven't you heard? she crashed landed in a secret meeting with armmadinajad..her seal team escort died..his cover story is he commited suicide..get with the program people..things are not as they seem
     
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    A new Foreign Military Intelligence (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today is saying that United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton [photo 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] left] was injured, and a top US Navy Seal Commander killed
     
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    Wow, didn't take long for the rags to start...

    If this happens to be true that would be some irony. Back in '08 the liberal media gave McCain shit and said he was too old to be president. Now she may kick the can before him.
     
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    The aliens are really just trying to figure out a low-key method of bringing her home.

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    rumor's are that a group of clydesdale breeders abducted hillary to clone her kankles.
     
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