WTF Who hand feeds a raccoon?

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Seems like a smart idea, right? :rolleye:






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  2. JameGumb

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    Idiots?
     
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    Charon Soulless

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    game over. he's doomed
    those little bastards are vicious
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Lol. Rabies.
     
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  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I swear I rather take on a pit bull than a raccoon. They are diabolical creatures ha.
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    people forget that they're a type of badger.
     
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    There good eating.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Recently in the news around here, an elderly woman thought her cat was acting strangely under her bed one morning. She looked under, and it was a wild raccoon, which promptly attached it's claws and teeth to her face. Many stitches, and rabies shots.
     
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    That isn't like a Disney movie at all.

    Why didn't the animal cooperate? Thats fucked up.
     
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    Same kind of a person who makes out with a possum.

    Or an opossum, whateverfuck you call it.
     
  12. Sloppyjoe

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    we do up on my parents property. the coons there are generations old and have learned to not fear us or the dog. they sleep on the back deck in the summer time and sun on it. when my parents cat was still alive she'd sleep with the raccoons on the deck. the coons will come tap on the glass in the kitchen to let you know they are there to eat. you get some that are more aggressive than others so they just get food tossed their way. but the more mellow ones will just grab food from you and eat it.
     
  13. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Amazed by no racist jokes in here yet. Shed has changed a lot in a month.
     
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    It's not really all that different from interacting with a feral dog or cat. If they've been socialized or if they've learned to trust someone, they can be very friendly even though they're not domesticated like dogs and cats. Just Google "friendly raccoon" for tons of videos of them being hand-fed and petted. That doesn't mean it's smart to approach one you don't know and stick your hand in front of his mouth.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    They are so much cuter if you refer to them as "trash panda's"
    :p


    F mutt
     
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    That was awesome...
     
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    Those little fuckers get at my chickens now and again. They are vicious. I think I shot 5 last summer.
     
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    God made them super cute to weed out weak minded idiots like this guy.
     
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    I'm stealing that. TIA.
     
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    Raccoon 1 Idiot 0
     
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