Who has grosser public bathrooms, men or women?

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Grosser bathrooms?

  1. Men

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  2. Women

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  1. FishySausage

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    My wife tells me the ladies rooms are disgusting and I say there's no way they could be grosser than men's rooms.
     
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    Women. /thread
     
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    You do realize the wall just above any urinal is smeared with boogers?
     
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    Women's. Without a doubt.
     
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    Because y'all hover?
     
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    Just wait until everyone else leaves and piss in the sink. It's more sanitary.
     
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    everything i have heard from women at the offices says they win hands down. apparently there is this behavior among women employees sometimes where they will mess up the rest room as an act of passive-aggressive defiance.
     
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    Womens :eek:
     
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    My wife's told me they just leave tampons on the ground! :eek:
     
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    a few years ago one of the office managers told me how often she had to call maintenance to clean up the mess. all over the floors and walls. and that it wasn't the first time. the laws prevent them from using pinhole cameras to find out who it is so all they can do is keep cleaning it up.
     
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    I haven't been in enough men's restrooms to offer a proper analysis, but I am guessing women's.
     
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    I didn't realize that. I've never been in a men's public bathroom in my life. I can well imagine it's a haven for all sorts of disgusting habits and proclivities, but add blood and feminine hygiene accouterments to all men's gross restroom habits and you've got the women's bathroom.
     
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    That. But also tampons stuff. Our work bathroom is gross. Boogers, blood, pee etc...
     
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    You have NO idea what Pigs Women are! We used to Have a "wall of shame" that would make @usedtampon ashamed of us as a species..
    Just today both floors at my office had to shut down due to floods and "over clogging in the women's bathroom" vaginal monsters, I tell ya!
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    You gotta use that free hand for something!
     
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    Ladies, why is every counter in every women's bathroom covered in frickin' water? It's disgusting. Where am I supposed to put my purse when I want to wash my hands and the counter is flooded? On the floor? I'd rather die.
     
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    Versus urine, bloody uterus chunks, and gray pubic hairs on the toilet seat?
    I haven't even mentioned what's left in the toilet.
     
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    Sick!
     
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    I would say women's, but I've been in the men's bathroom and boy, it's gross in there.
    :puke:
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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