who has pleasant hitchhiking stories?

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  1. Czech

    Czech Well-Known Member

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    before i acquired my licence, i frequently hitchhiked to high school during my OAC year. no incidence to speak of, thankfully.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    I gave a black guy a ride to work one day. He was in his McDonald's uniform so I figured he wouldn't try to rob or kill me. I use this as my proof that I'm not racist.
     
  3. Czech

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    thats a good story to fall back on in case you're suspected of racial injustice,
     
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    exactly, and my gf is half mexican so that helps too. :mrpeanut:
     
  5. Schmoopy

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    I wish you'd hitchhike your way out of here, shit mult, and get picked-up by an axe murderer. :)
     
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    "The Hitcher" was an underrated movie from my youth IMO. :ucoffee:
     
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    Of course they had to make a shitty remake of it. :mad:
     
  8. Czech

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    i pray that an axe murdered goes directly to your dwelling rather than by means of collecting you by the roadside, bro
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    I've also seen plenty of pornos from the "Teenage hitchiker" series. They usually end up banging in a Naz style van...I highly recommend.
     
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    is this how you met your 1/2 mexican girlfriend?
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    I just gave you negative rep and alerted on that post, shit mult!
     
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    I wish she was as hot as some of those pornstars :spaz:
     
  13. Czech

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    abuse of power, eh? your silly playbook doesn't alarm me.
     
  14. Czech

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    sounds like you may use her as bait for finding unsuspected hitchhikers, respectively.
     
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    Who is not a SHIT MULT here schmoopy?
     
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    Chink :poke:
     
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    Everybody hitchhikes on the island to this day. We give them rides all the time :)
     
  18. Czech

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    do you live in/on a commune? :)
     
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    i have one but Popeye would make fun of me again :mad:
     
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    No but racially it's a veritable paradise