Who has the tightest asshole in the bar?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by UncaDollas, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm talking about some Kung fu grip shit.
     
  2. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    This guy.
    [video=youtube;6gYBXRwsDjY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY&feature=related[/video]
     
  3. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    who the fuck is uncadollas??
     
  4. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    I have a tight ass, its virgin ass.
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I told a chick I'd break her fucking finger if she even thought about it.
     
  6. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Not bobtraw
     
  7. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Once I hit 50 the violations came annually. Now if I angle just right I can play "El Condor Pasa" like Zamphir in a slight breeze.
     
  8. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mines a mess, when I shit it looks like a back alley abortion.

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    I dont know if its from hemroids or too much drinking or something else. I should probably see a doctor.... or chill with the liquor.
     
  9. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Doctor like right now
     
  10. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Me...I'm cheap as fuck...and i dont do ass play
     
  11. Ray Barone

    Ray Barone Well-Known Member

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    That would be a girl name HEF! If I'm not mistaken, she is tight as hell and a virgin too.
     
  12. KINGjoe

    KINGjoe New Member

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    mine is so tight i don't pinch a loaf, I shear it.....
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    you rang?
     
  14. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    This thread is a trap



    Someone is gonna get raped
     
  15. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    hi there

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  16. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    :bigthink: can he still get me good tickets to penn state games?
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    not it
     
  18. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I suggest just getting drunk and hoping it goes away :grad:
     
  19. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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  20. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    that would be harlock.