Who here believes Howard is honestly gay, or at least bi?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hateman, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,606
    Likes Received:
    830
    Show me your proof! This gentleman loves horse pussy
     
  2. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Messages:
    7,208
    Likes Received:
    8,677
    After last nights network performance there is no doubt in my mind that at least one time.... but i'm positive many more ..... Howard Stern has said, "pull it out and just dump it on my back cowboy!"
     
  3. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,606
    Likes Received:
    830
    :lol:
     
  4. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2013
    Messages:
    1,583
    Likes Received:
    24
    I suspect he's currently undergoing a phase of trysexuality, but edging rapidly towards full homosexualness.
     
  5. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    4,479
    Likes Received:
    6,998
    I don't know if Howard is full-blown gay, but my gay male friends don't indulge in as much cock-talk as he does. Makes ya wonder...
     
  6. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    17,297
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    18,627
    Likes Received:
    20,124
  7. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    79,828
    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2012
    Messages:
    10,798
    Likes Received:
    31,673
    His utter fascination with how it felt for Robin to take in 10 inches of cock on Tuesday's show, plus the fact he brought it up yet again later on the show, tells me he's only been ravaged by average size cock.

    I am not sure if that means he is gay.
     
  8. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    258
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    4,411
    Likes Received:
    794
    I don't think he's gay. Just a douche bag looking for attention and since he is too scared to "offend" the wrong people anymore he has nothing left in his comedy bag of tricks.

    Then again, back when Richard was doing gay stunts he would always comment how Richard was definitely gay and merely acting out fantasies.

    Well, maybe Richard is writing for Howard because his new shtick now revolves around gay stunts, so who knows.
     
  9. Icculus

    Icculus Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    576
    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2012
    Messages:
    2,068
    Likes Received:
    457
    how many 60 year old men do you know that are attached at the hip to their single look-alike hair stylist? how many 60 year old men do you know that photoshop themselves and wear perms? how many 60 year old men do you know that watch Dancing With the Stars and American Idol? how many 60 year old men do you know that ask other men about their penis size and anal habits obsessively? how many 60 year old men do you know that have another man dress them?
     
  10. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2013
    Messages:
    2,101
    Likes Received:
    908
    Gay and faggot.
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

    Reputations:
    81,731
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    9,045
    Likes Received:
    7,986
    it took me a while to believe it (just like the wig theory) but now i do. he's a wig wearing old queen.
     
  12. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    11,697
    Likes Received:
    3,995
    I dunno, I don't think Howard has the balls to be gay. I think he still believes talking about a guys cock is funny/edgy to his audience. He can't talk about women without shelling out 10k to beth in I'm sorry money so that narrows the field considerably. He's stuck in the rut most radio guys fall into. What was funny early in their career is no longer funny at the end. Their ego's wont allow them to think it was the taboo subject that was funny, it was THEIR talking about it that made it so humorous. When they come down from the mountain peak and try to re-summit it with their new version of the old material they fail every time.
     
  13. Super Dave

    Super Dave Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    735
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2013
    Messages:
    699
    Likes Received:
    676
    I always felt when Ralph was shaving his body they were really experimenting.
     
  14. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    98,488
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    16,001
    Likes Received:
    48,742
    Anyone who calls their cloths "outfits" is a flaming homo.
     
  15. Gromit

    Gromit New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2013
    Messages:
    3,617
    Likes Received:
    2
    At least Bi. We all know him and Ralph fucked.
     
  16. markluke

    markluke VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    53,807
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    7,115
    Likes Received:
    7,706
    I don't think he's honestly gay.

    I think he's dishonestly gay.
     
  17. Super Dave

    Super Dave Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    735
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2013
    Messages:
    699
    Likes Received:
    676
    Howard invented bi.
     
  18. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,843
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,620
    Likes Received:
    2,730
    No straight man is that interested with dick
     
  19. icypussy

    icypussy clit finder Gold

    Reputations:
    10,104
    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2013
    Messages:
    4,389
    Likes Received:
    7,052
    I think Howie suffers from a very serious case of penis envy, a giant cock is the only thing that fucker can't buy, I wouldn't be surprised if he is suffering from E.D. by the way he says he whacks off and his dick is like a noodle. I'll bet Beff has never been satisfied by that rubber wearing self centered asswipe.
     
  20. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    -1,605
    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    50,503
    This.

    Oh, and calls a manicure and pedicure, a mani-pedi. I've never heard another man use that term.