Who here has a crooked erection?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Raise your hand.


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    Crooked how? Crooked haha or crooked as in a thief?
     
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    I used to, but then I changed the method by which I spank the monkey and it straightened out.
     
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    That's hot.
     
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    Crooked gives the feeling of side to side curve, I don't have that. My hard on does have an upward curve, which seems to be good for the G-spot.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    My college roommate had a left hook. It looked like a friggin curved hockey stick.
     
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    Mine goes slightly to the left.
     
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    Bulbous
     
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    :gay: Are you Howard???:snicker:
     
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    It's probably perfectly normal to be able to describe your college roommates cock in great detail like that.
     
  11. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever been with a guy who was crooked? If so, how did it feel?
     
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    You promised me that this would never be discussed.....bitch!
     
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    You were killing it on twitter today!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    :giggle:
     
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    have you ever had a crooked one inside you Jayla?
     
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  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    Does getting these questions answered ( or simply asking them, because we never answer ) actually do much for you?
     
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    Yes, it arouses me.
     
  19. Jayla

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    Fair enough.
     
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    so did it feel good?
     
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