WTF Who here has a handicapped parking placard?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Ok fess up... who are the lazy people here exploiting the system?

    I know there is at least a few...speak now or be outed

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    No way. Those things are cock blockers.
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    I'm pretty sure handicapped spots have gone from being for senior citizens to now being for middle aged fat people. You know, like the motorized carts in the grocery stores.
     
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    I have one from my motorcycle accident. It's a temporary one good for six months. I only use it when I'm having a bad day.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    I do not. I don't take a close spot if available.. I don't even have a sports car anymore (minivan, kids) and I still try to park away from the other lunatics.
     
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    All I see these days are fat fucks with Starbucks cups in their hand taking up the handicap spaces
     
  9. Kilroy

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    I do, for my wife. Course, she hasn't walked in over 18 months so we kind of need it...
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Is she a great big fat person
     
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    lol, no, long story short, she has 3 ruptured discs in her back that she won't have surgery on because that NEVER goes well. These discs have caused neuropathy in her feet (she can't feel them, they are permanently numb). She broke her foot last year in 6 places, thanks to a quack fucking doctor she wasted a year of her life trying to heal up, it wasn't taking, that doctor said "you need a special shoe and brace, this is a sharko break, it will never heal correctly." Finally we realized this guy was a douche, went to another doctor who said "OMFG that guy fucked you guys over" and immediately got her a consultation with a doctor on Charlotte that is the best in the country at doing this break, Dr. Davis. 3 weeks ago he went in and did a 3.5 hour surgery on her foot, she has this metal halo-thing over her foot now, has 9 pins going externally into her leg, but after 3 months she will be a half inch shorter but able to walk again. He said if she has that surgery done when the break originally happened it would have just taken a rod and pin and she would have been ok way over a year ago, the surgery he had to do was only effective 80% of the time, luckily it took for her.

    I'll say this, I hate lawsuits, I hate quack people who just sue for nothing but if she had lost her foot or she couldn't walk again I'd have sued the shit out of that first doctor. As it stands now I tell everyone around here to avoid him like the plague...
     
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    "I AM handicapped, I'm psychotic!"
     
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    Well don't I feel like a fucking asshole
     
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    icehole
     
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    Yep. Fat bitch I work with has one. Some bull shit about her toe but it's really cuz shes 275 pounds
     
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    how is not being able to stop consuming 4000 calories a day a disability?
    the fat fucks should have to park the furthest away
     
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    My pet peeve at work and the only ticket i like to write...

    Amazing how these people are so disabled that they need a permit, but once in the mall, have no problem walking for hours.


    I had a 90 year old grandfather who had one.. i would take him to dinner, drop him off at the front door, and go park in a regular spot.. I once challenged a person parking in a spot who told me she needed it cause her son was autistic.

    Half the problem is the doctors who sign for these.. New Jersey is the worst, its just a tag with no identifcation on it. In my state, the clerks started writing the last three digits of the handicapped persons driver license number on the permit.. When I am at work I will stop people who just parked in a spot and they will smugly point at the permit hanging from the rear view mirror... Then I ask for their license and when i confirm that the permit is actually for someone else not present, bingo, here is your ticket you lazy self important slob. People die and their relatives use the permits for years..
     
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    Maybe Cinnabons now cashes disability checks....so these lazy fat fucks
    need that blue parking space at the mall to take our tax money
     
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    They must give them out in cereal boxes every one seems to have one. Hey ever see anybody handicap using it. Never
     
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    My sisters in law used my mother in laws that way. She was in good health but too lazy to walk I guess. When my back and ankle were at there worst, I hated it when handicap parking was full and I had to park far away. I'd think of my sister in law making life harder for someone like me.