Who here has the nastiest farts? (srs) (write ins welcome) (no offense pole)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, May 25, 2013.

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Who here has the nastiest farts?

Poll closed Jun 24, 2013.
  1. Gasface

    7.7%
  2. Wetback

    15.4%
  3. Splash

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Mario

    7.7%
  5. Satori

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Clutch

    23.1%
  7. Schmoopy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Chriza

    38.5%
  9. DBD

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Dinkus

    7.7%
  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Just a little background....

    Wetback-- he's Mexican

    Splash -- anorexic

    Gasface -- financee's Ukranian food

    Mario -- Serbian cum

    Clutch -- anxiety + McD's

    Satori -- creatine + Jack3d

    Schmoopy -- bath salts + Bonefish Grill

    Chriza -- gas station pizza

    DBD -- hard boiled eggs

    Dinkus -- organic pooridge
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Not of your usual quality, buddy.
     
  3. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the greek yogurt in the porridge neutralizes the gas-creating effects of the oats, so i don't fart from eating it.
     
  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you owe me an apology
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :right:

    we'll see
     
  7. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    My girlfriend is Italian. :secret:
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    everyone wants to be Italian, brah :console:
     
  9. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I vote Dinkus and all that hippie shit he eats. :cheer:
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I didn't say I was. :dontknow:
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    how did he not make the list. or air florida? i bet his farts smell like shit stained underwear baking in the heat and humidity of a mumbai garbage filled gutter.
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :jj: pwned!
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    there's no one on that list who's farts i've ever really considered as being smelly. terrible list.
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    don't really know much about them :dontknow:
     
  15. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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  17. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I am a weapon of mass destruction. :fil:
     
  18. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you just missed the cut
     
  19. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    [video=youtube;lRbnU9B_a00]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbnU9B_a00[/video]
     
  20. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I see what you did there.