who here takes a shower in the night and not in the morning?

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  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    How does it work for you

    Do you smelin the morning?
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I usually take my bath about once a month, yup.
     
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  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    You definitely have a funk about you in the a.m
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Sometimes both.
    Sometimes not at all...
    For a few days even.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I'm considering it but I don't think I can make the move
     
  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    A shower at 4 in the morning wakes my ass up I don't feel like a skuz bucket riding in to work
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    You don't think you stink...but you do.
     
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  8. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    If I'm working days, I'll take one before I go to bed. Getting up at 4am is bad enough.

    I smell fine...thank you.
     
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  9. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Wash your asshole you stink like shit
     
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  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    4 hours in the bed asleep isn't going to make my asshole stink.
     
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  11. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I can't function properly if I don't shower after waking up. I even do it before going to the beach, boating or fishing. Even if I shower right before bed I still shower again in the morn.

    Plus not showering after you wake up is unsanitary and disgusting.
     
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  12. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Dam son 4 hours that's it ?
     
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I take them in the morning. Can't be smelling like masturbation and pain.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Masturbation has a unique stank
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Yup...I can't function without a morning shower. Fuck all a-yous with the forthcoming comments. :pie:
     
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  16. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I'd at least take a quick washcloth bath
     
  17. DarkFriday

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    Ur just washin off the booze :burp:
     
  18. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I didn't shower for the first 8 days I was in Iraq. I was foul.
     
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  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Killin' comes before cleanin' o_O
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I got it down to a science, bro. Dop shelf ligga...drink a liter of water before and after sleeping...COLD shower in the am...2 Advils if needed. Boom! Good as new. :c
     
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