Who in the Saloon is most in need of a douchebag?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Got to be Sipawitz.

    That bitches pussy is very stinky. :grad:
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That TonyJax guy, whoever the fuck that is, is starting to get a little stinky too.
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Dave, smoke another bowl...
     
  4. Daveindiego

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  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You looking to make the list?

    Cuz I'm starting to think you want to make the list.

    :c
     
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    [video=youtube;IxbpYSRYG_w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxbpYSRYG_w[/video]
     
  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    your hair smells like Bangladesh

    I can smell it from here :c
     
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    I don't care...as we can see, polls don't mean too much around here :jj:
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I think it obviously goes without saying that Sipawitz is no longer a member in good standing of the Diego crew. :fil:
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :cheer:
     
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    Dave couldn't make a pole if he borrowed schmoopy's mandingo cock :c
     
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    I can hear him sobbing from here
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I'm a Daveindepends founding member :cheer:
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

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    I once masturbated to a diagram of how to use a douche.
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You are seriously fucked up in the head.

    My hair smells like heaven. Just like it looks.

    :c

    No one said anything about any fucking poll.

    I said lists. Lists, not polls. Polls can go fuck themselves. Lists are forever.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Bro.

    The Diego crew is not the crew to fuck with. We roll large. :fil:
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    No you didnt.
     
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    I vote Schmoopy! He totally melted like the cockhound he is! Who you got in the game Dave?
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    :wtf:

    Dude. This is NOT pertinent information. In fact, it's quite disturbing.
     
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    I got Louisville. :smile: