Who is in Stern's Inner Circle?

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  1. Silent Stripper

    Silent Stripper New Member

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    We can probably count Don Buchwald among the members of Stern's inner circle, but who else?

    Not bird-brained Beth, or any of Stern's long-time radio show collaborators like Robin, Fred, or Gary.

    It'd be interesting to know who is giving Stern advice these days. His show is mostly unlistenable. AGT is patheticly unentertaining.

    Stern used to have such great potential to pump out entertaining things...and...now...there's nothing -- except that big paycheck he gets for (barely) showing up.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Ralph. That is all.
     
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    Howard Hughes Stern is his own worst enemy. I am just waiting for him to show up some where with shoe boxes on his feet instead of shoes.
     
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    ...scott ostrosky.
     
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    Bunch of black dudes who bang Beth while Howard watches. And Nacho.
     
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    Toni the Wig mistress :wigtip:
     
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    Pepito.
     
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    Pat Minochia ........who ever that is
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Bianca. Oh, scratch that! :c
     
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    :secret: tissue boxes


    Oh, and it seems like his inner circle is now Rosie, Ellen, Kathy Lee and Bianca's ashes
     
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    Him and that dingy wife of his will be praying to that Bianca shrine
    they built ......................is he and she any better than the bewigged BoBo?
     
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    Some interesting guesses so far.

    It's curious that we, as former and current fans, who listen to hours and hours of Stern's show, can't really pinpoint who's on his decision-making team.

    It might be fair to assume he's like an isolated Arab dictator.

    How long will it be until the Arab Spring arrives on his doorstep?

    Is Liberty Media's John Malone lurking in the corner with a vat of lube and a 10 inch dildo to ram up Stern's ass as soon as the Karmazin Regime falters?

    I suspect long-suffering Stern fans will see a day of liberation in the not-to0-distant future.

    I wonder where Stern will seek exile? Perhaps at an Internet-based outlet that will allow him to broadcast from Chimney Manor while he manages his vapid whore's pathetic career.
     
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    a horse
    a bisexual
    scott ostrosky
    a wig tech
    don buchwald
     
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    Yes. Assuming that by "inner circle", Silent Stripper meant "anus".
     
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    ...inside sterns inner circle is a double dildo named "marty".
     
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    Strippers he buys cars for.
     
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    I wonder if Matt Lauer is part of his 'circle.' Remember the last visit from Al Roker? Howard was trying to get him to say something bad about Ann Curry? Now it comes out that Lauer had her pushed out of the Today Show. I bet Lauer told Howie all about it beforehand. I imagine those two yentas gossiping over a portion of overpriced fish somewhere in the Hamptons...
     
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    Fake laugh is collaborating? :jj:
     
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    One of the greatest disappointments is Fred Norris' silence through the obvious phoniness and deception and decline of the show. He sits there and just shows up for the paycheck. The one guy fans thought they could count on to have standards to be authentic -- not to sell out -- has completely sold out.

    Fucking Fred. We expected better of him.




     
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    Ralphiecakes......Up to the second knuckle.........