Who is More Sexually Traumatized?

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  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    Beff Stern or Mary Dell'Abate?

    Beff

    • Diddled by high-school principal
    • Used and abused by various "clients", d-list actors and athletes
    • Mounted by a condom-wearing, transgendered, bi-sexual, preying mantis

    Mary

    • Forced to perform analingus on and impregnated by an Italian baboon
     
  2. sammyr134

    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    at least beff gets a sheet with a hole cut out in the middle to separate her from wiggy

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    Don't forget that the praying mantis has severely deformed genitalia and the folds of his mangina probably smell like flop sweat, shit from wiping back to front and provolone cheese!
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Mary. Beth got everything she ever wanted...except a child. If anything, Beth's sexual victims are the traumatized ones.
     
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    A hairy baboon is probably softer than a bony insect with his exoskeleton scraping all over you.
     
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    Give me your vCash! :killit: