Who is More Sexually Traumatized?

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    Beff Stern or Mary Dell'Abate?

    Beff

    • Diddled by high-school principal
    • Used and abused by various "clients", d-list actors and athletes
    • Mounted by a condom-wearing, transgendered, bi-sexual, preying mantis

    Mary

    • Forced to perform analingus on and impregnated by an Italian baboon
     
  2. sammyr134

    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    at least beff gets a sheet with a hole cut out in the middle to separate her from wiggy

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  3. PelicanWig

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    Don't forget that the praying mantis has severely deformed genitalia and the folds of his mangina probably smell like flop sweat, shit from wiping back to front and provolone cheese!
     
  4. cia212

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    Mary. Beth got everything she ever wanted...except a child. If anything, Beth's sexual victims are the traumatized ones.
     
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    A hairy baboon is probably softer than a bony insect with his exoskeleton scraping all over you.
     
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    Give me your vCash! :killit: