Who is smarter Beff or Sal

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  1. BethsZygote

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    Pretty sure if Sal had blond hair, tits and a twat, his not knowing the capital of San Fransisco would not seem out of the ordinary.
     
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    Sal is smarter.
     
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    The guy who receives head from Richard is smarter
     
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    Sal..he sort of knows he's dumb. Beth does not.
     
  5. Dlist

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    Sal
     
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  6. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Neither.
     
  7. jaybrook07

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    Sal acts dumb for schtick on the radio, The guy was on wallstreet before the HSS! That takes some intelligence...



    edit: Actually let me rethink my agrument.
     
  8. Dlist

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    No, in the good old days of all stocks going up, Sal did ok. Not in this market...he'd be fired instantly.
     
  9. Sam Stone

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    That's the same as asking who was smarter, Beavis or Butt-head?
     
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  11. ZeroZed

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    Sal isn't stupid; that's a (bad) act for the show. Beth is the real deal...retarded to the bone.
     
  12. j shmuck

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    Sal is smarter. While he is not a bright guy, the whole "Sal doesn't know where California is" is bullshit and basically the only way he can get air time these days so he goes along with it.

    Despite the efforts of Howard and other member's of the show to talk up Beth's intelligence, her idiocy manages to always show through
     
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    Sal is a lot smarter than people think.. Him being stupid and not being able to pronounce simple words etc is all a bit for the show.
     
  14. YokoOhNo

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    beth its just a dopey model....people skill find get less interesting as she ages. True story
     
  15. Imus O Sternsky

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    Sal gets up everyday and goes to a job and supports a family and has a sense of humor and adds as much as he can to the show even though he is censored, and not by the FCC. Beth gets up everyday and stays home and doesn't support herself or anything else on the planet, has no sense of humor or just no sense at all and brings the show to a screeching halt. Sal is smarter Beth is retarded. Sal makes my laugh, Beth makes me sick
     
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    No!! She is an animal activist and a supermodel!!!

    :facepalm:
     
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    The blonde chick that is one day soon going to be worth more than $100 mil is by far the smarter of that duo.
     
  18. koclem

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    Sal, he has actually heald real jobs.
     
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    They're both fucking idiots.
     
  20. schnauzer

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    "a camera, that takes pictures"...there's my answer