Who is the most lame BORING regular gueat on the HSS????

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  1. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    David Arquette and Chuck Zito to start
     
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    Does he still have Mad Dog on every other week to try and raise his shit ratings for his shit channel to higher than the lowest on Sirius? Or did Sirius finally shit-can his failure ass?
     
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    Pablo Francisco:facepalm:
     
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    Joan Muthafuckin Rivers
     
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    Perez Hilton
     
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    Oh, and Lisa Lampignelli. Not only is she an unfunny cunt who's punch-line depleted epithets make Arthur Lange look like Matthew Shepard, her style of comedy is 100% at odds with everything our new and improved "evolved" Hampton's Howchie stands for.

    But on the flip-side of the coin, Stern can't ever castigate her or not have her on the show, because she fits into the other end of Howard's "evolution" like a fucking glove--she's a female comic, and as we all know, female comics trump all in Stern's evolved world. Gilbert who?
     
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    JD says you meant "most boringest".
     
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    David Brenner back in the day. ZZzzzzzzzzzzfest
     
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    Is gueat kinda like gilaet?
     
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    David Arquette. I fly into an almost murderous rage when he's on. Tracy Morgan. Ponderous. Chris Rock kinda sucks too..Arquette is the worst.
     
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    Maybe he meant Gunt?

    Oh, seconded on Tracy Morgan. Almost as bad as the stripper/porn star/Ms. HS interviews.
     
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    Howard Ostrowsky the guy who married that supermodel whats her name
     
  13. WillyBest

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    Worst:

    1. Joan Rivers
    2. Mad Dog
    3. Brooke Hogan
    4. David Arquette
    5. Mr. Skin (he's a paid spot disguised as an "interview, right?)
    6. Most any pornstar
     
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    Agreed on Arquette. Not fun or funny. Tracy at least has funny stories. Chris is good because he's the only one who actually busts Howard's balls. Gotta respect that!
     
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    I never thought of that until your post...What a fucking cheap ass mother fucking Jew...Giftsubscriptions anyone...
     
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    Where do you put the castrated one's whore wife on this list????
     
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    Exactly! I'm pretty sure the Mike Walker National Enquirer game was a plug/promotion/paid spot too. Like those stupid "Tahiti Village" promo phone calls. Ugh!
     
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    I'm going with that big wind bag Donald Trump.
     
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    The ONLY good thing about those Tahiti Village promos was that Howie got to really bust the balls of low level celebs, such as "Eddie Munster". Today's Howie would never do that. :rolleyes:
     
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    David in a landslide. If he was a regular person and not a celeb he would be the male version of MFB.