Who is the oldest celebrity that you would fuck?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'd probably have to give it to Sandra Bullock, age 49


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    Thanks for telling me his age, that puts it into perspective nicely
     
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    sweet jesus that fucker is 70!!

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    Susan Sarandon - she old
     
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    Jesus Christ that bitch is my Dad's age


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    I'd do Lisa Vanderpump for sure.
     
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    Jesus
     
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    :jj: She does look pretty good.
     
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    Kendall Jenner - 18
     
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    Just trying to keep it real.

    You know you would to.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jerk:
     
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    any of you guys willing to do Sophia Loren? (79)
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    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    Right? A woman can only hope she looks that good at that age.
     
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    55 years old.... probably bat shit crazy but my god those tits :jerk:
     
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