Who Is The Oldest Female Celebrity You Would Shag?

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  1. Judy Garland

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    Which older female celebrity would you roll around in the hay with? Age minimum is 50. There is no maximum. You can shag Jessica Tandy's corpse if you want.

    Some notable nominees include;

    Helen Mirren

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    Ellen Barkin

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    Sela Ward

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    P.S. I wanted to add a poll with an option for 'other' but this place just went full jew. :p






     
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    I would do Helen Mirren because I think she is a freak plus I have always wanted to bone her since she was in Excalibur.
     
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    I'd bend over Hellen.
     
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  5. Judy Garland

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    I'm pretty sure that Ellen Barkin is an absolute freak in bed, too.
     
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    Helen Mirren.

    But I do have some others to consider, like Victoria Principal.
     
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    No wrong answers in this thread yet.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I'd bang Joan rivers so hard she could never ever walk back into the stern show.
     
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    This may be the first "wrong" answer.
     
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    Leslie Stahl
     
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    Joan Allen?

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    Betty white?
     
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    She'd break in two.
     
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    ...diane sawyer needs a load of R.P.s root compound.
     
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    Victoria made my tender young peen tingle.
     
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    My knee jerk (npi) reaction is Dana Delaney, but I have to ponder it a lil more. Not sure how Susan Sarandon and Pam Grier are holding up anymore. I remember old Wigward - - Jaid Barrymore looking AS good as a broad got for her age. I remember thinking she was hotter than Drew at the time, but I'm sure 15 years later that's a stretch.

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    Lynda Carter?

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    yeah 70
     
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    Susan Lucci (67, yikes- yet if she threw herself at me, I would not pass up the opportunity- check out her pilates infomercial also)

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