Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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  1. DARCYDICE

    DARCYDICE Member

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    My dad owned a convenience store. Was supposed to be mine after i graduated college but after seeing my dad work 70 hours a week i started my own business.
     
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    go fuck urself
     
  3. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Men's Room Attendant

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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] He was my Dads college roommate.
     
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    My dad retired and is going into a fight with stomach cancer so wish him luck.
     
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    I hope you kept the store and just hired a manager or 2 to run it....
     
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    My dad was a go cart racer of international fame.
     
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    My father smelt of elderberries.
     
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    My father was a master of stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. I would see him sleep once a week, when he did sleep, he slept in a chair. He won spelling bees at the Kremlin, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and his deft floral arrangements earned him fame in international botany circles. Quite the storied life.
     
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    My father had a very colorful, public and somewhat tragic life.
    When he passed years ago he didn't leave me with much.
    I'm told that I did inherit some of his physical characteristics. So there is always that.



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    Inigo Montoya sr.















    Prepare to die..:c
     
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    Who killed your grandfather?
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Duh...
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    My Dads been Dead since 1966..:pissed:
     
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    I have never seen the whole movie although there are people in my family who can quote it verbatim.
     
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    Was off the boat, kind of lazy and childish, a poor speaker, unemployed for many year, a skirt chaser -- left without much fanfare when I was about 14 and rarely contacted us again. He eventually took a civil service test, got a job as a prison guard, filed for bankruptcy and lived with some broad in the sticks. I guess he's still ticking, but I wouldn't know for sure.

    I'm a good speaker and usually am a workaholic, with two or more jobs, and, while I have succumbed to the occasional blonde in a skirt, never left the family over such a dalliance.
     
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    I live in the town Johnny wad Holmes was born in, no one ever seems to know or mention it here - except me. I think we should have a sign as you drive into town but that's just me....