Who is your favorite historic figure?

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  1. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Mine is Julius Caesar.
     
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  2. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Jesus.
    And I just reported you to Homeland Security and ICE.
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Why did you report Jesus? Did he steal your hubcaps?
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I guess I like them all.
     
  5. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Joan of Arc horse
     
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    Good one.
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Lady godiva. Chick rode a horse with her great big jugs hanging out
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    All the Garbage Pail Kids
     
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    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    Optimus Prime
     
  10. jokeland

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    Jan Sobieski III. Fucker pretty much saved Europe and Western Civilization from the Islamic horde after all others had failed and against huge odds but I would venture a guess nobody here has heard of him. That is not a knock against anyone here but a statement about where our history lessons are focused.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Ben Franklin
     
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    Paul Revere

    He made some awesome cookware.
     
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    This Day And All The Whores

    One whore.
    One.
    More than another.
    The tits,
    that tit,
    those tits,
    too many,
    too personal,
    but hot.
    Whores you know know,
    but you yourself know topless.
    Crashing down,
    all frown,
    stripping,
    walking,
    silently screaming,
    slowly fucking,
    often feeling nothing.
    Seeing the lucky ones topless,
    seeing those topless inside.
    Cry.
    Cry.
    It's OK.
    It's not OK.
    The Camaro is a piece of shit!
    Smile if it's natural
    Feel my cock.
    The president speaks,
    The situation reeks an act of war.
    I enter my room, close the door
    Sit here.
    Here where clothes do not fall to the floor.
    we young will experience much more
    future, funny money, the freedom to mope about in Rick's Cabaret.
    My whores I love you.
    Old friends and family too.
    Safe for now glad to know I'm alive with all of you.
    Feel what is real feel later heal.
    Tits.
    One person feeling the same as all the rest.
    Please let us act and do what is best.
    She'll do it when she gets here.[​IMG]
     
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    Rick's Tootsie's!
     
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    They are related
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    And the vodka too?
     
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    His band was pretty good.
     
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    jokeland Well-Known Member

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    named in his honor