Who is your favorite historic figure?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Did you ever hear about the Polish lottery? If you win you get a dollar a year for a million years.
     
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    jokeland Well-Known Member

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    I have not.
     
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    Why did the Polish person cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
     
  4. Mojopin

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    Khaleesi
     
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    Not very diplomatic in these tense times.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Did you hear about the plane that crashed in a cemetery in Poland? Officials recovered over 2,000 bodies.
     
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    Never heard of him but will look him up. Hopefully Dan Carlin has an episode on him.
     
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    Grumpy from Land of the Lost

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    You wanted the chriza thread. :fil:
     
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    I posted here first and then saw the good one :c
     
  11. Snort

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    No you saw the good one then saw the other... right? :fil:
     
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    The "Where's the Beef?"
    Lady. Wonder what happened to her?
     
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    She died decades ago. :bounce:
     
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    Paul Bunyon and Big Blue Ox
     
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    LIES!
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Hitler

    Great painter.
     
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    Son! :derp:
     
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    Cause they're so damn stupid! :cwl: No wai a minute I told that wrong.

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    John Henry > Paul Bunyan :fil:
     
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    Alexander the Great was a bad motherfucker.