Who knew there are bears in Florida????

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Even bears need to take a load off.
    A resourceful black bear was coolly photographed lying in a Daytona Beach, Fla., hammock Thursday after an eventful day of knocking over trash cans and scaring residents, WESH reported.
    For an astounding 20 minutes the clever bear was reported as basking on his back by a tip-toeing photographer from about 60 feet away.
    Rafael Torres, who bravely snapped the silly photos, said the bear didn't appear to mind.

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    The neighborhood is perhaps just as much the bear's home as the surrounding human residents.
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    After a leisurely break, the bear eventually climbed back onto all fours and padded back into the woods around 8:15 p.m.
    Torres, who previously photographed the bear prowling around a neighborhood cul-de-sac, said that this was the first time he's seen a bear around the hammock.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    That bear-in-hammock pic is a worse photoshop than Howard's rubbish
     
  3. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    If that is even possible
     
  4. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I did........
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Obviously a guy in a bear costume. We have them on every coast...
     
  6. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    Who doesn't know that?

    Everything and anything remotely fatal or macabre is in Florida.
     
  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    If I see a black guy like that walking around my neighborhood in Florida, I'm going to follow him. What's the worst that could happen?
     
  8. Chatsworth

    Chatsworth Well-Known Member VIP

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    Awesome photo!
     
  9. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    We have bears and deer walking through the yard almost every day. The bears come out every time we fire up the barbeque. :shakey::shitbricks:
     
  10. Ack Ack

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    probably plenty of gay bears down there
     
  11. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    i live in British Columbia and have lived in Northern Ontario where there are supposedly tons of bears. I also have hiked and mountain biked a lot and went camping for 2 weeks in Yelllowstone and yet have never seen a bear in real life. i spent $60 on bear spray and didn't even get to shoot a bear in the face with it! show yourself, bears!!
     
  12. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    [video=youtube;aIjMeeY-z3I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIjMeeY-z3I[/video]
     
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    I saw one at the palm beach zoo last week!!! I didn't have time to stop by the wigs place to see the closet!! Lol
     
  14. HorsetoothBeth

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    OMFG. If I saw that creepy fucking shit out in my yard, I would never go outside again.

    Reminds me of The Cell. :hide:

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  15. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    :lol: wtf is with the lunges? so strange

    my favorite of the youtube comments from that video:
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  16. RonHeinzkaboot

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    of course there are black bears in florida, not shocking
    people are so freaked out by wildlife
     
  17. HowieStearn

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    a Florida man saw a bear

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  18. RonHeinzkaboot

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    We're here, we're queer,
    We don't want anymore bears!
     
  20. Brokenbad

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    They came back and had an orgy.

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