Who should replace Carrie Underwood on Sunday Night Football?

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Her pregnant titties will soon have huge, dark nipples and her cervix will have a big old mucus plug holding everything in. If God had meant for women to be pregnant they would be born that way.

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    Buzz Active Member

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    Your mom
     
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    she's no Faith Hill.

    fatass.
     
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    I'd still fap
     
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    I would fuck her so hard her fetus would get pregnant.
     
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    Paul Orndorf