Who should replace Tina Tumor as co-host of the HSS?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Any suggestions? Please dont say Lisa G!
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Tina tumor :jj:

    Isn't the obvious choice...beff?
     
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    I think her tumor should replace her.
     
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    flailingfish New Member

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    a seal
     
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    After the operation she could be Scar Jones
     
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    Tina tumors salary will get absorbed by Howard ...so just put an iPad in her seat
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Holly ahit I can't stop laughing
     
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    Debbie the Pet Lady, that way the show will derail faster. Also Howard can pay her $200 a week and keep Robin's millions in salary for himself.
     
  9. GIRLY

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    :winner:

    SCAR JONES
    and
    CATHETER CUNT are my faaaavorites
     
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    I think the tumor only works with the piss bag. Kind of a Sonny and Cher vibe.
     
  11. Beer Chugger

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    He could pull a Bubba and put his sister on. But my vote goes to his ex-wife Allison.
     
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    It should be Beth, but only if they give her transcripts of Robin's new stories from the 1990s to try reading. Beth doesn't seem to know much about news, as she said she reads US, Harpers Bazaar and some other fluffy rags, and she just watches dopey shows like The Bachelorette. So she wouldn't know it was all old news, and if she caught on, they could just tell her it was happening again. I want to hear her read stories about mothers mangling their children and other gruesome horrors. She'd implode.