Who smells better?

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who smells better?

  1. Hillary

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  2. Donald

    77.3%
  3. Bernie

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    this is a tough one. Trump probably smells the best, but still probably like a dried turd.

    I'd imagine Bernie just smells like weed, bo, old man and patchouli.

    Hillary must smell like wet, fresh dogshit mixed with granny and bitch.
     
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  2. knuckle_hedd

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    So which one is your favorite?
     
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    It's a public poll...
     
  4. JFK

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    You know she's sneaking farts out. She's a 70 year old woman.
     
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    Four out of five ass sniffers agree that a germophobe such as Trump would smell best.
     
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    Donald, some of Melania must be on him somewhere.
     
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    Not only am I not smelling one of those old motherfuckers...I'm not even going to speculate
     
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    Hillary smells like soap, Bernie smells like shit mixed with baby food, Donald smells like Trump cologne.
     
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    Especially with all that hot sauce she is chugging from her purse:grad:.
     
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    You almost have to go with Hitlery for the simple fact that shes a female, technically.

    Such is the poll without any winners.
     
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    I'm sure Bernie and Hillary's bladder incontinence isn't doing them any favors in the aroma department. But no matter. The extent of Hillary's sexual encounters these days probably doesn't go much beyond lacing up one of her strap-ons and delivering some hard pounding anal action to Huma or David Axlerod. No need to be fresh as a daisy for that.
     
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    Funny how we all agree that Bernie smells the worst
     
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    Even if you like him, you'd have to admit he looks like he smells really bad.
     
  14. beetlejack

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    I figure Bernie smells like a good kosher pickle.