WTF Who still drinks Colt 45 ?

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Younger people dont drink it because its not "cool" and its only 5.6 abv. Older people dont drink it because its mostly sold in 40's and old people don't buy 40oz bottles. So how the fuck is it still in business ?
     
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    I only see black guys buy it in Toronto.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    All of the poor motherfuckers in front of me at the liquor store, who are hoping that they will get the winning lotto ticket for the the next night.
     
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    night train here
     
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    Sells well in the ghetto.

    I used to drink Olde English 800 all the time, trying to be cool. It never worked...
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Hey I'm that poor guy! :mad:
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They put Billie Dee back on the bottle but people old enough to know who he is arent buying it ?
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They can get St. Ides 8.2%. Dumb motherfuckers.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'm a TJ Swan man.
     
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    Your avatar upsets me...
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Its only 5.9 %.
     
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    They had Schlitz Malt Liquor when I was a kid. Drank many of those.
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Best 40 oz you can get. It actually tastes decent.

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    You live in Iowa or Idaho or some shit like that?
     
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    I'll take a Mickeys 40oz (ok well 32 in Florida) over 8ball or colt any day
     
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    I heard its decent but its not sold here.
     
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    Who has never drank it?

    :pickme:
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You have to drink it ice cold and its watery as fuck. Its not terrible and is just as good as a Budweiser. Its just got a negative stereotype because its a 'malt liquor." Again, its better than a fucking Bud Lite which is more socially acceptable.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    I remember the jingle..Colt 45 malt liquot..going for dynamite taste...
     
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    they sell oe in plastic bottles now....

    buy somethin classy like gulden draak

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