Who the fuck is mick the nerd?

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  1. Queefinout

    Queefinout Well-Known Member

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    WHO IS MICK THE NERD?
    A few weeks ago, Stern Show superfan and correspondent Wolfie met an interesting character at something called Wizard Con (and you probably have to work hard to be the weirdest character at Wizard Con.

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    Everybody's interest was piqued – have we found the next great wack packer? Howard was so excited by Mick's personality that he didn't even want to see a photo of him – he wanted everybody to wait until we met him in person for the big reveal.

    Well, today is the day everybody! Mick is in the house!
    Here is a little primer on what we know already about Mick the Nerd:

    Mick loves and is an expert in Donkey Kong.

    Mick identifies as heterosexual, even though he kissed a boy when he was eight years old (who hasn't?).

    Mick is 100% single and ready to mingle!

    In fact, Mick has absolutely no friends and enjoys living in his parent's basement.

    When he did have friends in high school, they called him'Kirk McBoiley' because of his skin issues

    Mick showers twice a day but admits that his 'scalp is terrible'.

    Mick enjoys counting his own teeth (he does it frequently) but he recognizes it as a bad habit. He has twenty-eight teeth. How many do you have?

    Stay tuned, as we're sure to learn a LOT more about Mick this morning.



    https://www.howardstern.com/news/2015/6/7/meet-mick-nerd/

    Sounds fucking awful...
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "He's comedy gold, Robin!"

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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    HPMikesLazyEYE Well-Known Member

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    Wow once unfunny piece of shit found another unfunny piece of shit. Of course Howard would run with it.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    As usual, it's another manufactured, exaggerated, and over-hyped event. Mick sounds just like all the other guys they interview at those "cons", he said he DOES have friends, and he's not even a Stern fan and doesn't listen. He made a bland boring appearance on the show and now they're claiming everyone loves him and is clamoring for more. Just like they claimed everyone was so excited about the Birthday Bash when they were the only ones talking about it.
     
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