Who the fuck was saying last night that Cigars smell better than Weed?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Dude. You're on Crack!

    Weed smells like heaven. Cigars smell like Mexican ass cracks.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    My apologies for addressing this here and now, I was pretty faded last night. :c
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    calm down Dave
     
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    3rd hand weed smells awful. cigar smoke is way better than that (wet cigar stubs smell about as bad as 3rd hand pot). 2nd hand pot smoke will still get you high.
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    Any more calm, and I wouldn't have a heartbeat. :smile:
     
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    If you weren't such a burnout, you'd remember who said it.
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    one more joint :pray:
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    What in the fuckery of fucks is 3rd hand weed? :wtf: Is that some funky-ass East Coast thing?

    I only smoke the finest of Weeds, and I won't even bother with it if it doesn't come with a Clinical Data Report. :c
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    Burnout? :rolleyes:

    I get more shit done before 6am than you do in your entire day, unless you're taking pictures of crappy old cars. :c
     
  10. zhukov

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    good cigars smell OK; bad ones stink

    weed just smells funky...neither good or bad
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    Goatfaggot said it
     
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    It was Goat, and I agree with him.

    Weed smells like skunk - cigars remind me of my grandpa.
     
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    Damn you jackie!
     
  14. zhukov

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    for some reason I picture you licking on a big stogie
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    When you smoke Pot, do you gauge your highness by thinking about things like "I'm so fucking high right now, I would totally jump off the roof." or "I'm so fucking high right now, that I would totally cook the neighbors kids in oil." :c
     
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    OK, Straight-Edge. Don't you have a bike to ride, or another shitty Straight-Edge tattoo to get? :rolleyes:
     
  17. zhukov

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    my recollection of being stoned is "I'm going to watch TV on this sofa"
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Straight-Edgers totally suck hind tit.

    Faggit ass bitches.

    :c
     
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    why would you smoke bad cigars?
     
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    Weed smells like low IQ & poverty .... A good cigar smells like class