who wants to be penis pals?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, Apr 13, 2014.

  1. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,086
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    11,817
    Likes Received:
    4,916
    I have an athletic hand
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,844
    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    34,012
    Likes Received:
    4,158
    I have an athletic penis. I cum very fast.
     
  3. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    6,902
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    66,504
    Likes Received:
    10,431
    [​IMG]

    Oh, hey
     
  4. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    45,227
    Likes Received:
    7,250
    I knew you had a penis all along.
     
  5. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,086
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    11,817
    Likes Received:
    4,916
    I didn't know it was a secret
     
  6. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    13,976
    Likes Received:
    141
    [​IMG]


    :hw:
     
    Last edited: Apr 13, 2014
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

    Reputations:
    1,245
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    37,222
    Likes Received:
    4,757
  8. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    45,227
    Likes Received:
    7,250
    The secret was that it is beer can thick.
     
  9. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    18,914
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    47,699
    Likes Received:
    25,509
    It's true:coffee:
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,844
    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    34,012
    Likes Received:
    4,158
    I told you to not say anything.
     
  11. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

    Reputations:
    29,050
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    20,888
    Likes Received:
    21,243
    okay
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    18,914
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    47,699
    Likes Received:
    25,509
    It just spilled out
     
  13. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,844
    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    34,012
    Likes Received:
    4,158
    Tuck it back in.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,143
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    132,994
    Likes Received:
    58,176
  15. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,166
    Likes Received:
    986
    Tiggerrrrr
     
  16. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    14,692
    Likes Received:
    867
    too small. you should be embarrassed IMO :ucoffee:
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    13,788
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    46,289
    Likes Received:
    19,041
    I'm only in if you wear rubber gloves with these other guys. I don't want to catch a Fistically Transmitted Disease.
     
  18. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    14,692
    Likes Received:
    867
    you'll need both hands :coffee:
     
  19. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,086
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    11,817
    Likes Received:
    4,916
    I have a HAZMAT suit. It's a sexay leopard print
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    25,549
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    59,614
    Likes Received:
    17,215
    So my penis writes a letter to your penis and then your penis writes back?