who wants to be penis pals?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, Apr 13, 2014.

  1. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I have an athletic hand
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I have an athletic penis. I cum very fast.
     
  3. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    Oh, hey
     
  4. pheelios

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    I knew you had a penis all along.
     
  5. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I didn't know it was a secret
     
  6. Partyxanimal

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  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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  8. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    The secret was that it is beer can thick.
     
  9. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    It's true:coffee:
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I told you to not say anything.
     
  11. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    okay
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    It just spilled out
     
  13. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Tuck it back in.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Tiggerrrrr
     
  16. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    too small. you should be embarrassed IMO :ucoffee:
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'm only in if you wear rubber gloves with these other guys. I don't want to catch a Fistically Transmitted Disease.
     
  18. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    you'll need both hands :coffee:
     
  19. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I have a HAZMAT suit. It's a sexay leopard print
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    So my penis writes a letter to your penis and then your penis writes back?