Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Feb 9, 2015.
Ugh and WTF?
Your Aztec arm and hand is much much much darker.
I am not a fan of any air hand dryers. I prefer paper towels.
its a Dyson
The blower is filthy.
there is usually fecal matter in those blower vents
The blowers only serve a purpose when you lean up against a wet sink or get pee splatter on your pants. Obviously has to be an old school one though. Those Dyson blowers are the worst.
A funny gag would be to shove a turd in one so it caked the hands of the next person to use it in poop.
When there's a blower, that means there probably isn't paper towels. which means you have to grab the door handle bare handed.
im going to take a shit right before i leave this office today and not wash my hands
My freshman year in college, a bunch of us got drunk in the dorm. One guy shit in a shoe box, made some kind of pipe that would go under a door and attached it to the shoe box. Then he cut a hole in the other end of the shoe box and held a lighter to the shit so there would be baked shit fumes going in to the unsuspecting person's room by convection.
When I was a manager, it used to piss me off that guys would shit at work. I never thought they should get paid to shit.
I am going to be completely honest here...it is very rare for me to wash my hands regardless of what I have done. I'll go to the gym to lift weights and eat an apple right after without washing my hands. I NEVER get sick and I attribute that to my lack of hand washing.
In the middle ages, nobody washed. Life expectancy was 30.
I hate these things and they scheeeve me the fuck out
You hung out with a bunch of jerkoff douchebags.