Who wants to hear about my new handblower?

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  1. Kanye West

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    Ugh and WTF?:mad:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Your Aztec arm and hand is much much much darker.:bs:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I am not a fan of any air hand dryers. I prefer paper towels.
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    its a Dyson :cheer:
     
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    The blower is filthy.
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    there is usually fecal matter in those blower vents
     
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    The blowers only serve a purpose when you lean up against a wet sink or get pee splatter on your pants. Obviously has to be an old school one though. Those Dyson blowers are the worst.
     
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    A funny gag would be to shove a turd in one so it caked the hands of the next person to use it in poop.
     
  11. Kanye West

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    JESUS MAN
     
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    When there's a blower, that means there probably isn't paper towels. which means you have to grab the door handle bare handed.
     
  13. Kanye West

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    im going to take a shit right before i leave this office today and not wash my hands
     
  14. gwartney

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    My freshman year in college, a bunch of us got drunk in the dorm. One guy shit in a shoe box, made some kind of pipe that would go under a door and attached it to the shoe box. Then he cut a hole in the other end of the shoe box and held a lighter to the shit so there would be baked shit fumes going in to the unsuspecting person's room by convection.
     
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    When I was a manager, it used to piss me off that guys would shit at work. I never thought they should get paid to shit.
     
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    I am going to be completely honest here...it is very rare for me to wash my hands regardless of what I have done. I'll go to the gym to lift weights and eat an apple right after without washing my hands. I NEVER get sick and I attribute that to my lack of hand washing.
     
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    In the middle ages, nobody washed. Life expectancy was 30.
     
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    I hate these things and they scheeeve me the fuck out :fil:
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You hung out with a bunch of jerkoff douchebags.



    Congrats.
     
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